I Don’t Really Do Much Of Anything

🌸20s she/they👾Also known as Liesandbranches on AO3 🦋https://ko-fi.com/liesandbranches 🎀🤷🏻‍♀️🌀🪷🌂🦕🎆🪻🐳🪼🪁🐬🕷️🐈‍⬛🍀🌝🌛🌜🌚🫧🍇🔮< a theme that has derailed into chaos. Ask box open! Be warned! I’m like your neighborhood skittish cat or the feral racoon chasing you. Yes I do talk in essays. I won’t apologize for it.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"man I really gotta recalibrate my sense of what's actually funny and what's horrifying" sure is the PTSD mood of all time

[mads-schubert]

By popular request, I've added a holographic version of the Chronic Anxiety sticker up in the shop!

[clinko]

This, but as my trampstamp

[berlogauwu]

fcking obsessive 5s merlin GOES HARD

[nobodyspuppe]

the thing about ai witch hunt is that instead of spreading awareness about why and how ai can be harmful, people focus their energy on harassing other people instead. so instead of actually achieving something, fandom space and the internet as a whole just became twice as toxic because people have found a ✨noble way✨ to tell other people to off themselves and get praises for it. you’re not helping. you’re part of the problem

[tall]

[mournfulroses]

Franz Kafka, from a letter to Felice Bauer written in 1913, featured in Letters To Felice

[station18908]

The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."

That's the devil speaking.

[persephonaae]

Yes I enjoyed hit 2015 video game Bloodborne, why do you ask?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

me [age 19, still thinking I'm neurotypical]: here is my definitive ranking of buttons by tactile satisfaction

[kinfolk-of-frogs]

One of the best things I've done for myself as a disabled person is get rid of my shame around sitting or laying in weird places. Bathroom floor? Check. Random sidewalk? Check. Lobbies of various professional buildings? So many checks. It is not embarrassing or shameful for me to take care of my body but it is embarrassing for architects and city designers to value appearances over accessibility

[videogameoutofcontext]

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[thirstkanaphan]

[sncrlynwtms]

fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.

“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”

if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.