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[sutekisquid]

WOW

yall still here posting after the 10,000 years that i haven’t touched this account

bless you guys

p sure im gonna use this blog again hmu

[yaaaskuza]

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

[angelphile]

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

[pamplemoose-deactivated20170521]

They sell them at Target

[eternalblumenkraft]

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

[theguilteaparty]

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

[jordyngryphon]

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

[splendidcolor]

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

[snarkie]

I want to own all of these, forming a cheeky rainbow in my medicine cabinet.

[honeybee-bi]

They sell them at Cvs too and they are on point

[2oulle22-lover]

OH MY GOD SO I WENT TO LOOK AND

SO I CLICKED ONE

AND IT TURNED INTO THIS

AND YOU CAN GRAB THE BANANA AND

BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER - YOU CAN LEAVE THE BANANA AND MOVE THE BAGEL INSTEAD

EQUALITY IN FOOD PORN I’M SO HAPPY

AND THEN I SAW THIS

AND I WAS LIKE WTF I HAVE TO SEE THE SOLUTION FOR THIS ONE

SO I ENTERED A CRAP NAME AND HIT THE BUTTON AND

AND THEN

THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC I AM GOING OUT AND BUYING EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT THEY OFFER HOLY SHIT

[blazepress]

[zoomine]

A floating dome to let fish take a look outside the pond.

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

[capacity]

Stop

[cutevines]

[bfgfs]

skinny bastard…. 

[sutekisquid]

I bought 2 crop tops for 5$ total on a whim and now I'm so self conscious that I have them 😕

[durbikins]

[funniest-stuff]

At first I was impressed then I decided that this person was the worst kind of person

[mrkenyon]

“That’s a pretty nifty style you’ve got there!  I can tell you’ve been practicing it quite a bit, considering the imprints in the paper, but that just goes to show that-wait…oh, you son of a bitch.”

[checkoutmyweena]

femme-n-is

[unitedworldofhetalia-deactivate]

Evil

[sharkriddenwater-deactivated201]

[2dorkdotnet]

LDR hard mode

[sutekisquid]

poor person: *gets an older model of some smartphone likely on a payment plan because in this day and age you need a phone for things like finding a job, scheduling appointments, and various other important things*

asshole: Wow, you have a smartphone? You're not really poor. If you were REALLY poor, you'd sell all of your clothes, retreat to the forest, and eat cockroaches and leaves for the rest of your life.

[ruinedchildhood]

OH MY GOD

[moved--to--stardust-and-inkwell]

HE STILL DOES IT PERFECTLY

[tanknaka]

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

[joyokosuka]

i honestly didn’t know what this was referring to so i just assumed that tumblr was filled with a community of disgruntled fishers smh

[teethintheinkwell]

farleythewolf:

Hey jelly beans don’t forget when you’re working on your resumes that commissions 100% count as job experience! Label that shit ‘freelance work’ and name a few clients or projects! 

freelance/commission skills:

- self directed - incorporating feedback - adaptable - satisfying client expectations - working closely with clients/ working one on one  - meeting deadlines - communication skills 

What counts as freelance work?:

- basically anything anybody asked you to do  - if it’s for a company or group name them  - if your mom or a friend or a stranger bought a painting or sketch from you they are an individual commissioner/client  (if your mom asked you to make something for her organization/club/publication/thing put down the name of that group as your client!)  - if you entered a contest with your work it was created ‘on spec’ (speculative basis)  - if you made work for free for a cause you believe in it’s ‘pro bono’ - sometimes personal projects are worth mentioning, it’s a ‘self initiated project’  TIP: if you worked and weren’t paid/weren’t paid a lot you don’t have to mention that you didn’t get $s

You don’t have to list every job you’ve done- go with a shortlist of the most exciting, while implying that you’ve done more!

If the job you’re trying to snag involves the art/design/the stuff you do, definitely make sure to include a link to your website, or a pdf portfolio! Make it easy to see your work! 

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[frostedinkwell]

wHAT WHAT WH

[dreamcastmod]

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

[weloveshortvideos]

You ever get in the car with a friend that’s too turnt?

[baldheadedhoney-deactivated2017]

lmfaooo

[brisummers]

That shit go hard though

[sademixedwithshawtylo]

just looked up this remix boi its too turnt

[bryantsupreme]

really what mix is this tho?

[getlostinmymelanin-deactivated2]

i need answers ?

[loverrtits-deactivated20150613]

Me

[doubleforluck]

it’s “trap queen” crankdat x district remix on soundcloud