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@suttonjessica
That’s why the world created brunch.
...smart ass.
Okay, so it's noon...does that mean I have breakfast or go straight to lunch?
When I said I have no issues about sleeping with women, I wasn’t talking about you. More of a Megan Fox sort of girl, not a look alike of you sort of one.
...as long as we're clear on that, then.
I have no issues with sleeping with a woman, but I’d much rather have a guy there as well. Makes things much more interesting.
A threesome? I'm sure that is fun, but I'll have to opt out of that one. Maybe you can find two others to join you, though.
Stop talking, or sleep with me…
Well this is awkward.
Or hire someone to knock you out for the night. That might do the trick.
It could, but I'm not a particular fan of being knocked out. That would leave me with a killer headache.
Yeah, German Shepherd like this thing. His name is Max.
That's cute. Is he here at the hotel?
Earplugs and possibly noise-cancelling headphones might just do the trick. Her name is Danielle.
Damn. That bad, huh? I'll be sure to invest in a pair of those as well. Make a sleep playlist with cricket sounds and water or something like that.
I think I’ll stay with him for a while, he reminds me of mine.
You have a dog? Ah, well it's up to you. You can do whatever you want.
Now you know about it, I’m sure it’s gonna’ be happening to you soon.
Yeah...I was just thinking that too. Guess I should invest in some earplugs. What's your sister's name?
Just a plain collar, nothing else.
Huh. Maybe tie him up outside or something and if he has a owner, they'll see him and if not...I guess send him to a shelter.
Loud enough for me to have to leave the suite and jump into my boyfriends bed a couple of floors down loud. It gets pretty intense.
Wow. Well then I'm definitely glad I've never had to experience that.
Just running around the gardens, don’t know whose he is.
There's no tag or anything?
At least you know it’s not me whose being noisy, that’s all I care about.
Haha yeah, of course. So how loud does your sister get, exactly?
This big ass cutie, is it yours?
Big ass cutie, definitely but no, he's not mine. Where'd you find him?
This big ass cutie, is it yours?
Definitely a big ass cutie, but not me. Where did you find him?
No need, it dried out and they may or may not have hung up.
They hung up on you? And here I was thinking I was rude for interrupting the conversation.