the signs when drunk 🍻
*check sun, moon, rising and 12th house
aries: prone to start fights for the smallest thing, gets very sexual on and off the dancefloor, hates being ignored or rejected and will react by cause a scene
taurus: hair (and make-up) stays perfect no matter what, overly affectionate and touchy, the one to suddenly decide that the night is over and go to bed without telling anyone
gemini: talks to literally everyone, the best at befriending strangers and get their numbers or snapchat contacts, so. many. jokes.
cancer: sticks really close to their friends but will go off with the first stranger who compliments them, friends have to restrain them from texting their exes, wants to eat food after the buzz is over
leo: the first to jump on the table to dance, 'let's do shots', it takes forever to go home with them bc they just refuse to acknowledge that the party is over
virgo: probably the drunkest, dances like a stripper much to the surprise of their friends, will immediatly try to sober up and be of help if they see something wrong
libra: flirts with everyone including the bartender, spends the least amount of money on alcohol because they somehow trick everyone into buying it for them, will still be there to hold your hair back when you're puking in the bathroom
scorpio: prolonged eyecontact with people they find attractive before walking up to them, feels negative emotions like anger and jealousy 10 times more than when they're sober, the type to not reveal their real name to the people they make out with
sagittarius: life of the party, knows the lyrics to every song, will discuss politics and anything involving social (in)justice
capricorn: seems super chill even though they're drunk the most alcohol, gets in their head upon those emotions they usually try not to think about when sober, desperatly wants to appear independent and in control even when it's clear that they're not
aquarius: king and queens of drinking games and the best at winning them too, will probably get high, the type to puke and then get back on their feet like nothing happened and keep partying until the end of the night
pisces: compliments everyone on everything, can turn into a crybaby if left alone with their thoughts, makes everyone worry about them including the strangers they met on the way to the bathroom
