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100% on crack 24/7

[svefs]

Definitely the better Suzuki ever 👍

TW!: Cursing and mentions of alcoholism, NOT incest FFS, we love Iruma, IruAzz shipper reader frfr, I support other ships (not the bad bad ones y'all calm down)too don't attack me, im high and it's 3am, Fem!reader, hey bbg you look kinda cute

Summary: You're Iruma Suzuki's younger sister cause yes. Not really known by most of his friends since you're like 10 years younger than him (basically a kid that still can't attend school). That is untill you followed your older brother to Babyls secretly (how? Idk why are you asking me im defo not the author 🤷‍♀️)

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"Shichiro" said Kalego surrounded by an ominous aura while the misfits are sweating buckets in the background.

Balam Shichiro was only trying to help a toddler. Getting a lecture by co-worker was definitely not in list.

"BAT!" you screamed on the top of your lungs as if you were a drunkard

Uh oh

Few hours earlier

"Pera! upsies,"you babbled wanting to be carried.

"Y/N-sama, please forgive me but I am a bit busy here," Opera said while carrying the dirty laundry.

You huffed and walked away pouting at the fact that Opera was busy. It's childish but your still a kid so do whatever you want.

Unfortunately, a bright idea sparked into your mind. Your adoptive grandpa is the principal of Babyls, the school your big brother goes too. So if we're to go on a little adventure you'll be able to get your older brother and maybe your grandpa to play with you. It's basically child's play (how ironic), but you're a human child so it's fine.

So the journey begins, with you leaving Opera in a state of panic while you're following your carefree brother and his two friends while they walk to school. Of course it is harder for you to catch up to them since you can barely walk but you can crawl your way through hell if you wanted to.

Once you reached the school entrance it was basically empty, meaning you weren't fast enough to play with your brother before his class starts. As you were about to enter through the door, a deep voice startled you.

"A child?"

You look behind to see a tall man with chicken feet and short white hair. Iruma has told you about a white haired tall teacher with chicken feet named Balam Shichiro that is intimidating but kind nonetheless. So what do you do? The only logical thing duh.

"Bal!"

you shouted rendering him speechless.

"You know me?"

he asked while picking you up while you answered by nodding.

"VROOM VROOM!!"

"Vroom....?"

Few minutes after (he finally got the memo)

"So.... you want me to bring you to Iruma?"you nodded in response as he started walking somewhere. You were completely relaxed in Balam's hold which made him question your identity even more since he was used to people being scared of his appearance.Getting to Iruma was not really that hard. You can tell where he is all the time especially with the people he hangs out with. Poor Iruma, can't even live his school life quietly without drawing attention. But since class already started, he's definitely in the Royal one. He wouldn't be the type to skip class at all.

Back to the present

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA BIG BAD BAT!!!" you started shrieking definitely startling half the class from your sudden outburst.

"Y/N! Calm down," your brother takes you away from Balam's hold inorder to try and calm you down. Did it work?

Lol no.

Why?

Cause seeing a certain pink haired male, made you think of all the times your brother would come back home just to rant to you about him. Oh the burning pain, hearing your brother talk about his oh-so obvious crush that he has yet to realise. Almost felt bad for this Azz guy if it weren't for the fact this Azz guy has also yet to realise his feelings. This is too much bs for you to handle. Definitely too much.

Meanwhile Opera was still panicking at the mansion lmfao

Note:

You have no idea how bored I am

[svefs]

Only for you

TW!: Congrats your not single anymore loser, Cycle Iruma, mention of drugs,emo phase iruma, possessiveness(?) and ofc fem!reader

Summary: Waking up from your sleep feels really bad, yk what else feels bad? The second-hand-embarrassment I get from this fic so you'll probably get it too

Part 1

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Waking up in the nurse's office isn't too bad. If only it wasn't after school hours. You woke up a groggy but your still a gorgeous mf. Now slowly realizing that you're in the nurse's office after school hours, you remembered Iruma.Blue-haired kind,sweet and soft boy that turned into a emo hottie. GODDAMN was he hot asf. Oh but you still need to get home and catch up with the work you missed.

The next day you went to school again, like usual cause we all love school/hj. You were of course nervous to encounter a wild, raging, emo Iruma again but it was all good.

It was not good. You would avoid anything to do with Iruma the whole day. Whenever you heard his name, see a look alike, his friends, his teachers, even he himself. Maybe you felt bad but like you got cornered to a wall by him and he basically made you pass out so-

On the other hand, Iruma was suffering on the inside and playing it cool on the outside( or practically tryna act fine while he's thinking about how he probably scared you off ). Least to say, he definitely scared you off 😪👍.

It wasn't until after school you finally got the courage to approach the demon/human smurf(get it? Cause his hair is blue? Nvm). God were you sweating but you just blamed the weather.

"Y/N?,so you're finally willing to talk to me,"

"BROIMSOSORRYFORIGNORINGYOUFORLIKEWHATTHEWHOLEDAYIJUSTNEEDEDSOMETIMETOMYSELFTOTHINKABOUTWHATHAPPENEDYESTERDAYANDDAMNSIRTHEREALIZATIONJUSTHITMETHATYOUMAYALSOLIKEMESOLIKEWANNAFUCK?????ORSUMLIKE-"you rambled.

[Bro I'm so sorry for ignoring you for like the whole day I just needed some time to myself to think about what happened yesterday and damn sir the realization just hit me that you may also like me so like wanna fuck?or sum like-(that took less time to type than I expected ngl)]

"W-wait what?" Iruma suddenly stopped your rambling of course making you hella confused.

"You wanna fuck???"

"Fuck."

In the end you guys starting going out but decided to keep it low not even telling close friends only family. Of course he apologized to you profusely when his evil cycle ended. I think Opera and Sullivan likes you 👍. Asmodeus was a raging snake after hearing the news

Note:

I'm sorry this was late and rushed but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[demi-chaos]

one thing i really enjoy in marimashta iruma kun is the character growth, and im not just talking in terms of personality

the characters actually go through changes in design as the series goes on. like balam who has his hair super long cuts it buzz short but we watch it grow back again. shax lied's hair actually grows and he styles it a bit differently too, from season 1 to 3 you can tell. iruma grows taller and after one arc in the manga, always has his nails painted black from that point on. characters change their clothes and accessories because of plot yes, but also because time progresses.

this might be so dumb and minor to a random viewer, but i really enjoy the immersion this creates. there are a ton of small details i really really like throughout the series. its why i love it so much

i feel like the world created in mik is full and real, but we only get a glimpse of it. in comparison to other anime where the world comes off as flat or two dimensional in other shows

[svefs]

Fuck you boss

TW!: FLUFF GALORE, this is cheesy asff, mention of drugs and cursing, best head pats in the world, domestic fluff, morning losers, it's 3am and I have physical education first thing in the morning

Summary:As the sun rises in Netherworld, you get up to get ready for work only to get a clingy lover on his day-off wanting you to stay with him.

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Good morning Netherlands!~ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day. But fr though, it was a great way to start your morning.

As your alarm which you nicknamed 'Bobby Minaj' cause of its stupid, annoying ass screeching, went off and the sun leaking through the curtains. You couldn't stand it anymore, it's basically impossible to sleep like this, like bffr who could.

The only thing keeping you from breaking the stupid alarm is the cat cuddling you. Opera took a paid leave for a few days just to spend time with you. Plot twist, you still gotta go to work cause your bitch-ass boss doesn't want you on leave. As your husband snuggles closer into you, you squealed inside your mind. If I can't handle the cuteness overload you can't either so deal with it.

"Y/N...?"Opera said in a soft yet groggy voice. So you hummed in reply.

"Do you have the leave already?"they asked basically pouting with their ears pointing downwards. Their tail wrapping around your leg as if he's going to cry if you leave them. I'm gonna die of cuteness overload. God have mercy on you, cause you feel like you were on drugs. Wait no you're on cloud nine.

At this point you were already holding back your squeal the best you can. Opera seemed to notice this and took the opportunity to start teasing you. Fuck.

"Can you please stay just a bit longer," they said basically forcing their ears downwards at this point. Too bad for them you were used to this cute attack, and their wagging tail have him away.

"Sorry my sweet kitty but no <3"you said smugly as you got up from the bed to get ready for the morning. No way you were gonna get scolded by your boss and have your pay halved, nope money comes first. You definitely cringed at that nickname. You never wanted to say shit like that again or you'd rather die of overdose but their shocked face made in worth the wasted dignity.

"But-"

"Not today, I'm not having my salary halved again, sorry!"

Time skip ( omg my first time skip )

Work was more stressful than usual today. You genuinely thought of quitting but you preserve. You have no idea how much patience I have. As you opened the door, you saw your cute husband preparing dinner for you in a pink girly apron. I'm gonna laugh. Initially was your first thought.

You were just to tired to laugh right now, so you just sat on the sofa and sighed exhaustingly cause Opera to look at you in concern.

"Darling?,"they asked making your heart flutter as they mad their way to the couch and sat right next to you.

"Sorry Opera, work was just really stressful and I almost wanted to quit"

"You can always quit if you wanted to," they said calmly making you look at them appalled, shocked, speechless, in disbelief and many other reactions which you couldn't process.

"What, you gotta be joking"

"I'm serious right now"

"I can't just make you be a breadwinner and do all the work while I just sit there and do nothing!"

"If it's for you, I will do anything," was the last sentence they said before leaving to set up to the dinner table.

"You know I love you right Opera?"

"Not as much as I love you"

You definitely will spoil them with cuddles tonight.

[svefs]

Besties frfrrrr

TW!: Cursing and mention of drugs ofc,We only besties for awhile, unrequited love, I'm to tired for this bs rn, Asmo treating us like a siblings, REJECTION FROM A MAN 😭😭, eventual fluff ofc, biggest plot twist in ur life,everything I write has crack, omg trans reader??????

Summary:Anyone would die to be in your position, childhood friends with Alice Asmodeus. Of course you had a crush on him but things only got awkward between you two since he rejected you. Of course you started crying since your long term crush rejected you but as a baddie you got over that shit.

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You would never forget the day he rejected you. The day before you moved away (to uh idk bro). Things have just never been the same. It's just like withdrawing from an alcohol addiction, but the alcohol is a demon👹. You swore ever since that day you wouldn't love anyone anymore like the way you loved your old childhoodfriend.

It's been so long since you've seen your hometown. It's nostalgia as if you started tasting drugs after you stopped it for a century, except you were actually gone for 10 years.

In those years you've been thinking deeply about your confession and have deducted that you've never really had a crush on your childhood friend, but rather it was gender envy.You came across the term 'Gender envy' in one of a lot of fanfictions you've read in you hellphone. Oh the things you would do to make it the holidays again where you could pull an all-nighter reading your favourite genre. I mean who wouldn't ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯.

After a long discussion, your parents decided to send you to Babyls during your second year. What you genuinely weren't expecting was your ex-childhood friend not recognizing you. I mean you can't really blame anyone since you cut your hair short. Some demons still confuse you as a feminine looking boy. Total W in your book tho.

You were surprised that the first person to actually notice you were a girl was a blonde haired boy named Shax Lied.

"You're looking fine today my lady," he said with his usual teasing tone."Oh wow, I can't say the same about you today," you retorted back while rolling your eyes playfully. Over the past few months of knowing this yellow haired gremlin you've made a friend or two. One of them was a blue haired kid named Iruma that Asmodeus always follows around ever since he lost a duel against him. Honestly, it made you wary of him since Alice is a prodigy.

During break, you were suddenly getting a bad feeling. One that you couldn't have just shrugged off carelessly. After awhile you saw Alice approaching you intimidating. He was furious for some reasons. A reason that would become known as soon as he slammed his hand on the table."So it was you Y/N!" He shouted furiously while you just hummed in agreement.

"How could you just disappear on me like that?" He said in a tone even more furious than the last. You genuinely felt bad for the people who were quivering around you. They must've been scared of Alice's fierce aura and his temper. It was like he ate a ghost pepper and needed to take a explosive dump cause of his red face.

"Don't you know how much I missed you?" He said voice breaking which took you back a bit.

Missed me? Is he serious? After he rejected me, he dare say that I left him? You finally glanced back at him."Excuse you? You're the one who rejected me"

"But that doesn't mean you can just leave me out of nowhere like that!, You didn't even bother telling me you were moving away!"

"Why should tell you when you broke me heart!"

"Cause I like you!"

"And I don't,At least not anymore" you said solemnly as tears feel from his eyes. You didn't want to see him again was the only thing you thought of while walking away in frustration.

As you were walking down the hallways you felt a presence approaching you."Yo! Y/N you good, you were looking kinda down," Lied said as he rubbed his neck." We could go play games at my place later if it would cheer you up." He said this time showing a toothy grin.

"Sure, I would love too" you said with a light chuckle.

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And they kissed and got married a few years later and lived a happy life 🤩/hj

For @sleptrn and no one else!

[svefs]

To everyone but you

TW!: Favouritism at it's finest, Cycle Iruma, Iruma this isn't you 😪😪😭😭, Wake up babe you're about to be pinned to a wall, mention of drugs,emo phase iruma, Iruma being possessive 😰😰😰😰 and ofc fem!reader

Summary:It was supposed to be like any other school morning in Babyls, but I guess Satan had other plans.

Part 2

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It should've been a normal morning. Yup, this is 100% normal. Iruma is definitely not pinning you against the wall while his friends (Asmodeus and Clara) looked baffled at their friend's interaction with a stranger they've never met or talk to before. Definitely normal. I'm too high for this shit.

You've always admired Iruma from a distance, knowing that your chances at befriending him are slim cause of Alice Asmodeus and the fact the misfits moved to the Royal one. You were quite surprised to see Iruma, the most carefree demon you ever seen, in his evil cycle. Genuinely you were satisfied with admiring from afar but you started getting a feeling that someone keeps staring at you during at the cafeteria whenever you're sitting with your acquaintances l, or 'friends' as Iruma would say, while eating and chatting. You just dismiss this as 'just a feeling'.

"Good morning!" Shouted the student council as students landing at the front gates of Babyls. As you were about to walk to your usual group, you got startled by someone shouting.

"Wait! Iruma-sama!""Iruma-chi!" The two demons called.

Before you could even react to his name being called you were getting forcefully dragged by your collar. As you looked back you were surprised to see Iruma look a bit different? He didn't look like his usual carefree self but more sharper and dignified. At first you were questioning whether or not it was actually Iruma before concluding it was him.

"Iruma-sama why are you touching that lowly demon?"asked Asmodeus while Valac just nodded in the background.

"Excuse you?" you said back with a deadpanned look at the pink haired demon.

"You're excused," he replied back nonchalantly while you gasped dramatically.

"Don't you dare insult her Alice" said Iruma startling both Valac and Asmodeus. Uneasy due to the fact Iruma called did not call him by his nickname he froze in his spot. 'Am I going to be replaced by some lowly vermin?' was written all over his face while Valac just poked his sides.

"Leave at once, I have some unfinished business with Y/N here," he says as if he wanted to punish you or something. I mean I'm not complaining but still.

"Iruma-sama please allow me to get rid of the vermin for you," Asmodeus now with sparkling eyes said. What a change of demeanor I'm about to get dementia. At this point Iruma-kun looked like he was fed up with his friends' stubbornness and just made up an excuse while promising them he'll catch up later in class.

He sighs deeply before muttering "Now for you...," as you gulped."I've noticed you've been staring at me every now and then, mind explaining?"he said teasingly as the slams both his hands beside your face. I'm in paradise. Blushing madly at this sudden action you stuttered. If someone saw your face right now they would say you look like a tomato with drugs in it.

You laughed nervously while trying to look at everything but his eyes. Good lord have fucking mercy on this bitch. "What could you possibly mean?"you said sweating bullets as if you're experiencing drug withdrawal symptoms.

"Don't lie to me, I've seen you admiring me from afar," He continued "Did you know I feel the same was about you too darling?"

'Oh my, oh me oh my,' you thought as you blushed even harder than a tomato with drugs in it at his nickname for you. Thank the demon king I still exist you prayed as you fainted.

"Wait, Y/N-----!,"

That was the last thing you heard before waking up in the nurse's office with a bleeding nose 👍.

Note:

I can't write for ffs this is so bad

for @sleptrn and ofc my dear @fatfuckingcatstuff