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this comment under a bookstore video of all the first editions of the hobbit they have… i’m going to start crying

You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

teaboot

“Listen, is he alive? Technically, no. But his body is moving and his soul is controlling it, so frankly I don’t see a problem.”

nyancrimew

vore. vore never changes.

catchymemes

n-or-x

detrout

do none of you know what big naturals means

official-boob-posts

official boob post

parkchanwoohoo

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

parkchanwoohoo

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

hyenapup-aphros

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

guerrillatech

play-now-my-lord

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

kosmogrl

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

kosmogrl

it's like, I can't remember what I did two weeks ago but I can tell you all about something that made me cry when I was 14

proofweed-deactivated20230515

Neither femme nor masc but a third more wicked thing....... Boring

howlerbat

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

burlbread

Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

cannibalchicken

mapsontheweb

Half of Australia lives here.

worm

this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”