Lost in the Woods

Independent based RP account for Kristoff Bjorgman from all things Frozen. Muse: 24 Mun: 29 she/ her, Danelle

[svendependent]

Hey there hi there ho there! I don’t know how active I will be, but I DID make a multimuse account (and yes, Kristoff is on it)

hope to see you all there!

[svendependent]

might be here for a bit while the hubs watches the #biggame

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Hans: Excuse me, I lost my fiance. Can I make an announcement?

Guard: Of course, sir.

Hans: [leans into mic] Goodbye, you little shit.

[wintersovereign]

“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”

[svendependent]

wintersovereign​:

“Any something in particular?” She maintained her casual tone and hopee it sounded natural. He was drawing this out. It was like torture watching him struggle. She was starting to worry this might not be good news.

“Because you can talk to me about anything. Good or bad. I’m here to support you in whatever you’re going through.”

Kristoff forced an exhale at Elsa’s words, feeling his shoulders relax under her calming presence. He knew she would be supportive - she’d alluded to marriage a handful of times. Of course, they’d all been under the guise of jokes, but he didn’t see any reason Elsa would be opposed. Except for the fact that he wasn’t nobility. But he shoved those thoughts aside, focusing instead on the positives. 

“I wanted to talk to you about,” he paused once more, knowing as soon as he said it, there was no going back. “--about Anna.” 

[wintersovereign]

“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”

[svendependent]

wintersovereign​:

“I made time for you, so no.” A rare occurance to have her undivided attention, it speak to the value she places on their friendship. “Take a seat.” She does so herself and maintains her smile as she folds her hands in her lap.

“How was your day?” Maybe small talk will help. People like small talk. It makes them feel a connection. That’s what Lord Peterson taught her, at least. It seemed to work better for Anna than herself. “Did you find any interesting …ice?”

Small talk. Kristoff resisted the urge to laugh at the absurdity of the moment. Small talk had never been his thing: he was more of direct, to the point, sort of guy. He hadn’t realized just how much Anna had rubbed off on him since they’d met. But she had that effect on him. Just thinking of Anna brought a small smile to his face, calming his nerves ever so slightly. No matter how nervous he was, this was what he wanted. Anna was what he wanted. 

“My day was fine,” Kristoff assured Elsa as he brushed her other questions aside.  “I... I actually did want to talk to you about something.” His voice was still shakier than he liked, but he was at least able to make eye contact with Elsa, which he considered a significant step in the right direction. 

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Hans: Out of my way! Step aside, filth!

Kristoff: He means no offense. I’m sure you bathe regularly.

[wintersovereign]

“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”

[svendependent]

wintersovereign​:

“On your palms?” She observes hom use his pants for a towel with a furrowed brow that relaxes with his nervous chuckle. He’s never appeared this intimidated before. This was important.

Elsa retrieves a handkerchief from her desk and offers it to him with a softer smile. “You have my undivided attention and time, so please, tell me what’s on your mind. Whatever it is, I won’t judge.”

Kristoff frowned slightly as he glanced down at his hands. He should have known it was no use trying to hide the truth from Elsa. Even though they had only known each other for a few years, she knew him better than anyone.  He took the handkerchief and mumbled his thanks as he stalled for a few more seconds. 

“Maybe-- maybe we should sit down,” he suggested, shifting his stance slightly. “Are you sure I’m not keeping you from anything?” 

[svendependent]

I haven’t been year in ages and I don’t know what I need on xkit to make replies look normal sos

[wintersovereign]

“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”

[svendependent]

wintersovereign​:

“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”

“Scared? Wh-- why would you think I’m scared?” Kristoff replied, hoping his voice didn’t sound as shaky as it felt. “Moving ice blocks is hard work... Just because it’s winter doesn’t mean I can’t break a sweat!”  He hastily wiped his palms against his pants before looking back at Elsa. “I just haven’t seen you in awhile. Busy week... wanted to stop by.” His voice trailed off with another unconvincing laugh. 

[svendependent]

I’m here.. but also not here, you feel me? I just missed people and writing so I am lurking hardcore.

I have mostly been doing writing on discord lately because I have more control over who I add/ I can avoid negativity. But I truly hope everyone is well and safe and healthy and happy.

[leneemusing]

misc sentence starters

“  i wish i knew how to talk about it.  ”   “  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ”   “  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ”   “  i wish i could hate you.  ”  “  take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while.  ” “  i need you to trust me.  ”   “  i missed/miss you.  ”   “  she/he won’t listen to me.  ” “  let me do this for you. please.  ”   “  is there anything else you want to say to me?  ” “  tell me something happy.  ”   “  promise me.  ” “  i just want/wanted to help.  ”   “  let me explain.  ” “  i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me.  ”   “  i’m on your side.  ” “  i’ve got your back, okay? ” “  please, tell me you have a plan.  ” “  stay with me tonight.  ” “  don’t go. please.  ”   “  i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be.  ”   “  talk to me.  ”   “  i did what i had to do.  ” “  we can’t keep going on like this.  ” “  i’m just tired.  ” “  i’m scared.  ” “  it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it.  ” “  it’s better to expect disappointment.  ” “  hope is dangerous.  ” “  i like seeing you smile.  ”   “  you look beautiful.  ”   “  be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”   “  i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ” “  i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up.  ”   “  have a drink with me.  ” “  she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice.  ” “  you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ” “  can i help you?  ” “  i thought you’d like this.  ” “  do you wanna get out of here?  ” “  walk with me?  ” “  well, shit.  ”

[svendependent]

Kristoff: Honeymaren is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.

Kristoff: Unless the lesbian sheds, then I don’t know.

[tha3]

𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄

‘  I  feel  like  you  always  understand  about  20%  of  what’s  happening.  ’ ‘  starting  right  now  no  one  may  go  outside  under  any  circumstances.  ’ ‘  there’s  something  wrong  about  that  but  I  can’t  put  my  finger  on  what  it  is.  ’ ‘  I  just  want  us  all  to  be  together.  separate  houses,  obviously.  ’ ‘  well,  the  nightmare  continues.  ’ ‘  that  is  the  nicest  and  only  thing  anyone  has  said  to  me  in  thirty  years.  ’ ‘  I  came  up  with  hundreds  of  plans  in  my  life  and  only  one  of  them  got  me  killed.  ’ ‘  that  wasn’t  my  fault.  I  was  texting.  ’ ‘  I’m  a  naughty  bitch.  ’ ‘  obviously,  earth  is  cancelled.  ’ ‘  do  you  have  a  second  to  eat  my  farts?  ’ ‘  first  up,  we  fill  his  acoustic  guitar  with  wet  cat  food.  ’ ‘  it’s  not  real,  and  neither  are  you.  ’ ‘  isn’t  there  someone  else  better  you  could  ask?  like  literally  anyone  else?  ’ ‘  that’s  what  I  wrote?  that’s  meaningless.  ’ ‘  I’ve  definitely  never  seen  the  word  ‘pants-tent’  used  so  many  times.  ’ ‘  now  the  thing  I  said  right  after  we  kissed  will  always  be  ‘hot  diggity  dog’!  ’ ‘  like….  why?  oh,  and  also….  how?  ’ ‘  I  once  got  lost  on  an  escalator.  ’ ‘  I  am  attractive,  yes.  ’ ‘  new  ideas  are  gross.  they  sicken  me.  ’ ‘  in  a  nutshell,  it  slaps.  ’ ‘  caring  just  seems  like  a  lot  of  work.  ’ ‘  I  can’t  high-five  that!  no  matter  how  badly  I  want  to.  ’ ‘  she  makes  the  bass  drop….  in  my  heart.  ’ ‘  I  was  dropped  into  a  cave,  and  you  were  my  flashlight.  ’ ‘  send  nude  pics  of  your  heart  to  me.  ’ ‘  are  ghosts  racist?  ’ ‘  I  am  returning  my  damn  essence  to  the  damn  fabric  of  the  damn  universe.  ’ ‘  I  thought  you  were  at  least  gonna  pretend  to  fight  me  on  that,  but  whatever.  ’ ‘  no  offense,  but  you’re  being  a  real  smooth-brain  right  now.  ’ ‘  I’m  going  to….  start  crying.  ’ ‘  hi.  shut  up.  I’m  confident  now.  ’ ‘  I’m  gonna  do  the  evil  speech  now.  ’ ‘  you  got  dreams  in  life?  that’s  lit.  ’ ‘  I  have  a  question  for  you:  are  you  out  of  your  damn  mind?  ’ ‘  you’re  like  the  pam  anderson  boob-motorcycle  of  people.  ’ ‘  sometimes  you  just  gotta  chuck  a  Moltov  cocktail  at  a  drone  and  see  what  happens.  ’ ‘  I  hope  my  early  successes  make  up  for  the  mess  I’ve  become,  like  facebook,  or  america.  ’ ‘  to  be  fair,  I  only  think  that  because  it’s  true  and  I’m  right.  ’ ‘  I’m  gonna  go  eat  a  knife.  ’ ‘  screw  this!  let’s  fight!  ’ ‘  you  really  junked  your  jeans  on  this  one,  you  butterface.  ’ ‘  yeah,  I  have  about  a  billion  objections  to  this.  ’ ‘  you  haven’t  responded  to  any  of  the  dank  memes  I’ve  sent.  ’ ‘  the  other  possible  medical  diagnosis  is  that  you’re  just  a  bit  of  a  dick.  ’ ‘  it’s  not  a  joke!  I’m  a  legit  snack!  ’ ‘  well,  I’ve  narrowed  it  down  to  two  possibilities:  yes  and  no.  ’ ‘  take  it  sleazy.  ’

[rp-meme-glaceon]

How Does Your Muse React/Feel When...

😇- They are given praise 😰- They get scolded 🙇- They meet someone new and first impressions are good 👺- They meet someone new and first impressions are bad 🙌- They see their best friend 👿- They see their worst enemy ☺️- They see a friend 💅- They see a rival ❣️- They see their crush ♥️- They see their boy/girlfriend 💍- They see their spouse 🚸- They see their children 👪- They see their family (specify if desired) 💮- They get asked to hang out 💐- They get asked out on a date 💔- They get stood up/broken up with 💎- They win a huge reward 🎁- They are given a gift they like 💣- They are given a gift they dislike 🎎- They find a long lost possession of theirs 💵- They see something on sale for a bargain price 🗑- They see something that is being given away for free 📍- They narrowly escape a perilous situation 🚪- They hear someone knock on their door 📱- Someone asks to borrow their phone

[justmorerpmemes]

Extremely Exhausted Starters Part 2

“You’re nodding off… hey, come on, you need sleep.”

“I can’t… you’re going to have to carry me.”

“Hey, you passed out. Do you remember what happened?”

“No more today, you’re at your limit.”

“I’m can’t move… I’m too tired…”

“You’re starting to ramble, you need rest.”

“What was that over there…? Did you say something?”

“Nap… please? Nap with me?”

“My subconscious isn’t exactly allowing me to get some damn sleep.”

“I can’t lift it without shaking…”

“You’re too weak to stop me from stopping you.”

“I don’t even have the energy to be defiant… I must be messed up.”

“Standing up is about all I can do.”

“You can tell me all about how tired you aren’t while I carry you to bed.”

“It’s been three days… does it make sense now?”

“Whatever you need me to do so you’ll stop and rest, I’ll do it.”

“Don’t force my hand. This is your last chance to stop yourself.”

“Your health is deteriorating. Take a break or I’ll make you.”

“You’re wrong, I’m fine. I know I’m fine… I’m fine…”

“Telling yourself that you’re okay doesn’t make it true. We need to get you safe and rested.”

“Yes, you did it and you’re alive, shut up. I was worried half to death you idiot!”

“Tired enough for cuddling huh…”

“You shush… shhh… shhhhuuushhh…”

“Oh great bed rest warden, may I be allowed freedom from my prison today?”

“You’re shaking, and sore. I can see the exhaustion in your eyes.

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

Encouragement Starters

“You’re a hell of a lot stronger than you think.”

“I know you can handle it, but please be careful.”

“It’s gonna be okay. I promise.”

“You can cry. I won’t look.”

“Come here. It’s okay to cry. Just let it out.”

“Come on, sit down. Tell me what’s wrong. We’ll figure it out.”

“Don’t worry. It’s gonna be over soon, and we’ll go home.”

“You’re gonna do awesome. You’ve got this.”

“You’re doing great. Keep going.”

“Relax. You’re doing really well. You’re almost done.”

“I know you get this a lot, but you really are beautiful.”

“That— looks really amazing on you.”

“Wait, you made this? These are great.”

“Go on. I’ll be right behind you.”

“Lead the way. I’ve got your back, no matter what.”

“Are you kidding? You’re doing way better than you were!”

“I’m impressed. And that’s not easy to do.”

“I know you can be really hard on yourself— but I believe in you.”

“Stop fretting. You’ve been working your ass off. You’re gonna knock this outta the park.”

“How about this? When you succeed— which I know you will, I’ll take you out for dinner to celebrate.”

“Don’t worry. They’re gonna love you. You’ll see.”

“Just be patient. It’s all gonna work out. I promise.”

“You did the right thing. If anyone says otherwise, they’re gonna have to deal with me.”

[justanotherrpmeme]

Sentence Meme: Illness

[justanotherrpmeme]

"An ambulance is on its way."

"Are you feeling okay?"

"Bless you."

"Call 911!"

"Do you have a tissue?"

"Do you think it's broken?"

"Does that hurt?"

"How long do you have?"

"I don't get sick."

"I don't want to feel like this anymore."

"I hate hospitals."

"I think that's going to need stitches."

"I think you need to talk to someone - a professional."

"I'm contagious."

"I'm going to be sick."

"I'm not crazy!"

"I'm not going to make it."

"It hurts!"

"It's just a cold."

"Ugh, my head feels like it's about to explode."

"We need to get you to a doctor."

"What's the prognosis?"

"You're burning up."

"You're sending me to a shrink?"

"You're sick."