“You’re my best friend. I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else.”
“I’m glad I have you here. Being like this is easy with you.”
“At first, having feelings for you was awkward--- but now I can’t fathom anything else.”
“I’ve known you for years, (insert name). Can we please drop the pretenses and be honest with each other, for once?”
“I know you don’t feel the same, but I need to get this off my chest.”
“Can you believe how far we’ve come?”
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went on that date. What’s going on?”
“I’m totally not jealous, but this time is for us--- please don’t share it with other people.”
“But--- you said you’d go there with me. Was that just something you said to make me feel better?”
“Come lie with me, please. I’ve had a bad day--- I don’t want to be alone right now.”
“I told her we weren’t dating, but she didn’t believe me.”
“Wait--- when did you get so beautiful/handsome/hot?”
“Are you sure you wanna leave the house in that? It’s awfully--- revealing.”
“Okay--- so maybe this is a date. Is that so bad?”
“Are you--- trying to turn me on?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to call you my girlfriend/boyfriend--- it just slipped out.”
“I didn’t mean to kiss you. It just sorta--- happened.”
“I had this dream that we were married.”
“I had this dream that we kissed--- and a sorta want to try it now.”
“Okay--- so maybe I am a little jealous. So what? I can’t help it.”
“Just remember, I’m the one who taught you how to (insert intimate activity).”
“I know this sounds lame--- but they’re not good enough for you.”
“Are you saying you want to kiss me?”
“Why are you blushing so hard?”
“I’m actually really offended that you didn’t ask me to go with you.”
“Friends can make-out every now and then--- right? That’s not weird or anything.”
“I know we’re not together--- but I want you to be my first.”
“I want my first kiss to be special---and you’re the most important person in my life right now. Will you kiss me, if I ask, or would that be too weird?”
“Whoa--- umm--- will you excuse me? I need to run to the bathroom really quick.”
“Look, I know we’re not together. But--- we’re both in good places in our lives, and neither of us have any prospects. Do you think there’s a chance we might --- well, we already act like an old, married couple, so---”
“Is it weird if I tell you I could see you as the mother/father of my children?”
“I know we said this was a ‘pretend relationship’--- but what if we tried ‘for real’?”
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