Mr. Refreshing

[episodeixs]

since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!

[fairycosmos]

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

[sirblueseas-deactivated20200709]

perks 🔥❄️

[londonnigga]

When your mom is talking shit about you to your family & they turn & look at you

[dankmemesx420]

[pharmage]

he died

[blockheadjnr]

Local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure. 

[chandabeard-deactivated20191001]

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

[janefondasmugshot-deactivated20]

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

[seckendart]

hey its still hot here

[diarygirls]

why does chris hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[ioo-oo-deactivated20180817]

cozy 

[xaizak]

Iwaizumi’s smile is my aesthetic

[soupfulness]

this one time during freshie year I saw my classmate putting his things, yet again, into his friend’s bag and I was like “dude why dont u bring your own bag” and he was like “this is my bag??”

on that day I found out they came from the same town, went to the same HS, currently had the same classes, and shared the same dorm room, all because I asked him why he never brings anything to school - they also, apparently, thought why the fuck not share the same backpack too

#relationshipgoals

[glossed-over]

can my skin get a new hobby that doesn’t involve pimples

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties