Because.

Ari // 30 // i write stuff check out my writeblr @HeartOfNovel

[charlesoberonn]

Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

That makes a lot of sense, actually.

[soulcoda]

Source: trust me I went to Bible College

[nkp1981]

R.I.P. Anthony Head

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[flufflecat]

almost time

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

[pseudomasochist]

You wanna know what's fucked?

Your brain is a 25-watt computer.

Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I don't like that fact

[pseudomasochist]

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

[geopsych]

Walk at the lake, late March 2021

[thecatholicseamstress17129]

Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

ok so turns out this already exists and it was written in the fifth century AD

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

they have their own weapons and everything

[caffeinial]

hey bros that just means it's public domain

[orpheusismefr]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[itsc]

dandelions mini paintings 🌕🌼💛

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

Does that imply they stabbed each other by mistake?

[penny-anna]

According to Plutarch, yea:

For it is said that he received twenty-three; and many of the conspirators were wounded by one another, as they struggled to plant all those blows in one body.

(Plutarch, Life of Julius Caesar, 66)

[kitsnicket]

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

[kitsnicket]

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

[kitsnicket]

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

[kitsnicket]

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

[queer-as-city-folk]

Remember the cup song??

[queer-as-city-folk]

I remember the cup song

[queer-as-city-folk]

It turns 20 next year

[janusisasnakeyboi]

this post is why I learned Cups from the 2012 movie Pitch Perfect was based on a song from 1931 called When I'm Gone that was reworked into a folk song in 1937 called Miss Me When I'm Gone, a cover of which was first recorded and uploaded to YouTube with the cup game as the percussion in 2009. please note that none of these years are 2006, twenty years prior to next year, 2026

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's because I lied!!

[knitmeapony]

I feel like this should be a net zero information post yet somehow I learned something new.

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[to-orrr]

summer sketches 🌾

[nic0altine-sh0ts]

blonde flambae and concept art prism had to put out my creative thinking on this one