the umbrella academy sentence starters.
did i ever tell you about the time that i waxed my ass with chocolate pudding?
we do not negotiate with terrorists.
nothing like a little strangling to get the blood flowing, am i right?
how many more rock bottoms are you going to have to hit before you start taking care of yourself?
what i am, is sexy trash.
you know, i liked you a lot better before you got laid.
it's going to be one of those kind of nights.
so are we burning or burying?
you just saved my life, man.
i'm a member of the royal family.
all that shit you do is just weakness.
i love you, even if you can't love yourself.
i'd like to apologize, that you, are depriving some village of their idiot.
yeah, but you also told me that drinking a nine volt battery would give me pubes.
i just hate group breakups, that's why i stopped dating twins.
why am i always the last one to find out about the end of the world.
we prefer to call it an alternative spiritual community.
alright, enough about me.
if you keep undressing me with your eyes, i'm going to catch a cold.
gee, wish i thought of that.
nice to see nothing's changed.
do you even know how to drive?
i know how to do everything.
i don't remember this place being such a shit show.
i found it at a playground, actually.
i thought i told you to put on something professional.
i must have utter silence in order to complete this task.
i would rather chew off my own foot.
you'd realize that if you were actually sober.
anything a little more profound than that?
it's bullshit in any language.
you can either stay here and wait for the ikea mafia to come back and kill you, or, you can come with me.
try not to do anything too stupid.
even if it was my fault - which it isn't.
you're a worst liar than you are a spotter.
