SENTENCE MEME ⟶ ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING / 1.03 + 1.04
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“You said this was a social dinner.”
“Who says no to a snack?”
“How well do you know your neighbors? You see many of them every day, but have you ever wondered, could they harm me?”
“You are scoring a murder mystery, not DJing a hobbit’s wedding.”
“The concertina can be very haunting.”
“I feel like I’m in the middle of the potato famine.”
“I’m not paying for any of this, by the way.”
“Calls bother them for some reason.”
“I wrote down everything I could about that shitball.”
“I will burn it and snort the ashes like it’s 1982.”
“Intriguing, yet totally backwards.”
“I can’t with the neediness.”
“I don’t have a clue what’s happening here, but none of it’s interesting.”
“No one wants a murder podcast about real estate.”
“You can’t look like you want it too much.”
“The plan is to meet with a murderer, bring up a dangerous topic until he snaps, reaches under his sofa, pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all?”
“I know there’s a part of you that misses me.”
“A cat never really leaves you because they transmit parasites.”
“I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.”
“What kind of a person leaves their window open and then gets mad at a cat for wandering in?”
“There’s a cat in your freezer.”
“I need to know how invested I should get in you.”
“It’s anxiety. It happens sometimes when I talk to people.”
“You can lose a lot with one big mistake.”
“You push people out of their comfort zone.”
“I just met a very strange man and knocked a frozen cat out of his freezer.”
“Who doesn’t love a second chance, another shot at righting some painful mistake that’s haunted you?”
“A second chance always comes with risk.”
“You might make the same mistake again, or you might make a worse one.”
“Me and my stupid goddamn visionary ambitions.”
“I figured he stayed behind to write some fucking masterpiece.”
“If we’re gonna go down this road, we need some advice.”
“He only dresses like that when he’s off to see a woman.”
“Someone was a little flirty.”
“I want you to be less mean.”
“You’re the reason I care about murder.”
“Who turns someone away who has cooked them a 19-pound turkey?”
“We just don’t wanna make a mess of this.”
“What are the plans? I feel like I need to approve them.”
“I have been dating decades longer than you’ve been alive, and I’m especially expert at first dates.”
“I just find dating exhausting.”
“After every date, I just want to go home and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again.”
“Isn’t it insulting to flirt now?”
“Again, no, to every word that’s coming out your mouth.”
“I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable.”
“No one trusts a person who clasps their hands.”
“The last guy I was dating never put my first.”
“My therapist says we’re all driven to recreate the dynamic of our first wound.”
“How did your parents wound you?”
“The sharing of stories is kind of transactional.”
“When someone gives you a story, you owe them one of equal or greater value.”
“I’m not keeping any big secret or anything like that.”
“Sometimes, a second chance is just another chance to get it wrong.”
“Blowing a second chance can cause you to make some weird choices.”
“No one ever brings a turkey with bad intentions.”
“I didn’t think you’d be on board with this.”
“This is how I’m gonna fill the rest of my days, with hobbies, and my hobby is solving murders.”
“I’m gonna go on vacation with murders, and one day murders are gonna sit by my bed and feed me broth because I’m losing my swallow reflex.”
“They never know the real us, and it’s isolating.”
“I can’t believe I have to say this, but they are not a murderer.”
“I have one more mess to embrace first.”
“I don’t share this with people because I’m, frankly, embarrassed by it.”
“What’s more dangerous –– taking advantage of a second chance, or letting it pass you by?”
“Can’t we just have a drink and sit quietly?”
“I’ve had enough big reveals for today.”
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