Lion in a room full of vultures

The better looking Uso brother. I come from a royal wrestling family, look us up. ((RP blog. Not the real Jey Uso.All photos and videos are not mine unless stated.))

[svmoanxsoldier]

It’s called having pets. You should try it sometime.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

Fool, I have a DOG.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Uh huh.

[svmoanxsoldier]

He’s mad right now because he can’t have this chicken.

[hippiegrace]

… yeah because that’ll last long.

[svmoanxsoldier]

…It didn’t.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

Like I said, pussy whipped.

[svmoanxsoldier]

It’s called having pets. You should try it sometime.

[svmoanxsoldier]

feelthebrieeze :

Look at my little ginger bird, eep! So cute!

He’s mad right now because he can’t have this chicken.

[hippiegrace]

… yeah because that’ll last long.

[svmoanxsoldier]

…It didn’t.

[hippiegrace]

You have zero will power when it comes to those furry faces. It’s cute to watch you try to say no tho.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Even Josie knows she can get away with murder.

[svmoanxsoldier]

feelthebrieeze :

Look at my little ginger bird, eep! So cute!

He’s mad right now because he can’t have this chicken.

[hippiegrace]

… yeah because that’ll last long.

[svmoanxsoldier]

...It didn’t.

[nikki-cim]

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[svmoanxsoldier]

feelthebrieeze :

Look at my little ginger bird, eep! So cute!

He’s mad right now because he can’t have this chicken.

[svmoanxsoldier]

You’re not getting any of my food, cat.  Stop it with the eyes.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

That’s a whole new level of being pussy whipped, Uce.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Being whipped would mean I give him food. Which I don’t.

[svmoanxsoldier]

You’re not getting any of my food, cat.  Stop it with the eyes.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Also, fellas (or ladies, we don’t discriminate around here), when you’re eating out, go hard in the paint. Don’t be a four swipe dickhead. Get in there. Don’t let up until her toes curl. Your lady deserves at least 2 orgasms. Treat her good and she will return the favor.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

*3. Basically, don’t stop til she puts you in a headlock and eat it like its yo last meal on this earth.

[svmoanxsoldier]

AMEN.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Also, fellas (or ladies, we don’t discriminate around here), when you’re eating out, go hard in the paint. Don’t be a four swipe dickhead. Get in there. Don’t let up until her toes curl. Your lady deserves at least 2 orgasms. Treat her good and she will return the favor.

[svmoanxsoldier]

[svmoanxsoldier]

SHE SAID YES, Y’ALL.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

AYE!

[svmoanxsoldier]

I AM SO GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT.

[svmoanxsoldier]

SHE SAID YES, Y’ALL.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Stair fucking is A1 though.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Nah, bruh. I proposed. She’s asleep so I just put the ring on this board thing and wrote a note.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

Damn…you corny. Good thought, tho. Ain’t no one else gonna put up with yo dumb ass like she do.

[svmoanxsoldier]

She’s  a keeper, man. I’m allowed to be corny. Ha, I know she’s the only one that can put up with me, that’s why I’m putting a ring on it.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Doooo it. I know I’m keepin’ Brie.

…Speaking of, I did a thing.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

Best decision you ever made.

Shit, what thing? Knock her up? 

[svmoanxsoldier]

Nah, bruh. I proposed. She’s asleep so I just put the ring on this board thing and wrote a note.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Oh shit! Well good on you, Uce. You deserve good pussy.

[saintsalleyuce-blog]

You right for once, man. Yo, she’s dope. Fat ass, fire pussy, titties all up in your face, funny as hell…Imma have to keep her, man.

[svmoanxsoldier]

Doooo it. I know I’m keepin’ Brie.

...Speaking of, I did a thing.