Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part Two):
"They suck because I told them to suck."
"There's no narcissist seating."
"I just kinda ignored it."
"I don't ask questions, I just do what I'm told."
"We need a hook on the back of Dylan's thing."
"Those Italian people and their fashion."
"I'm getting paid, whatever."
"One of my friends had to be a cat for like, six days."
"You need to hear things. I guess."
"I like to go home at night and not think about work."
"Everybody gets made fun of."
"We're painting the ceiling."
"They don't like getting reemed in front of everyone."
"You gotta be nice to someone."
"Never heard that one before, but maybe."
"It's like tinder but before tinder."
"It's funny to me, that's why I laugh. Every. time."
"He instantly hated his life."
"How the fuck do you make a car fly?"
"I'm the biggest kid I know."
"I couldn't do that shit, nor would I want to."
"Hopefully they're not an ass."
"We're all seeing a dance show now."
"Apparently I'm the squeaky wheel."
"There's good Russian accents and then there's not good Russian accents."
"I guess they're doing it for free food."
"Just to freak out your doctor ever so slightly."
"It's hanging from a screw. In a church."
"That's just me being a dick."
"They're not all hippies anymore."
"You get to sit in this room and make sure they don't fuck it up."
"Maybe he's that much of a douche."
"It's fucking cold. Which sucks 'cause I have to work there."
"You've been playing slots for four hours."
"Everyone else laughs at duty."
"He was the lead in this shitty show I worked on."
"That's not my fucking job."
"I've seen scarier shit."
"I need to learn how to tap dance. Shit."
"She's okay at what she does. I think."
"They can't see what the sun is doing."
"Do it because I fucking said so."
"They don't hang out that long."
"They both go and bitch to the same person."
"You don't need to know who I am."
"I'm gonna smoke as much as I want."
"The roof is a roof. The roof is on fire."
"They disappeared for about three weeks."
"There'd better be beer."
"Their name's on the list."
"Director's problem, not mine."
"You're on the low end of the totem pole 'cause you're 17."
"There's a nice way to do it and a shitty way to do it. I'll probably do it the nice way. Depending."
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