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[clown-guitar]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[neenarchive]

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

[splttershotnova]

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing vs Reality

[marcitlali]

every nasty ass mf @ subways

yeah let me Get uhh italian breast milk butter bussy footling with hella mustard eggs and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce.now when you get ya spoon tweet spoon. yeah i want olives on it but put them in your pussy first .. yeah daddy likes that… and light mayo. thanks

[crossconnectmag]

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[memewhore]

[chickenonabicycle]

That's not a map that's an Excel spreadsheet.

[bellionshellion]

#god can someone gerrymander that a little #just for variety

[catchymemes]

[littlemut]

[airsignz]

she’s just too good

[maptitude1]

Climate comparisons between North America and Eurasia

[fivefingers-through-fire]

That’s really freaking cool

[omghotmemes]

“Do you wear underwear like that?” “Do you wear a bra like that?” “So don’t wear a mask like that!” “Thanks for the colaboration and understanding.”

[mjscornerr]

don’t worry it didn’t hit anything important

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Top 5 things you plan to do once quarantine is over?

I'm gonna play fuck marry kill in real life