cunt chocula

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[probuccalfat]

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

[daily-spooky]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

doyou think you could rob an empath by holding yourself at gunpoint.

woah

[thunderon]

so i sent my friend’s mother a thank you card and for whatever reason her mother sent me back a “thank you for the thank you card” card and GIFT. so i sent back a “thank you for the thank you, thank you card” card. because im not about too be out-thanked.

well today i open up my mail and see that she sent me YET ANOTHER card in retaliation and so now i’m about to go buy stamps in bulk because this means WAR

[thunderon]

“hello! thank you for your latest, very gracious, thank you note. i just wanted to take the chance to say again how grateful i am for you and your family—“

[thunderon]

i texted my friend to ask about the card i sent her mother and if she liked it and my friend said

the psychological warfare of this woman. despicable.

[hotvampireadjacent]

LMFAO

[sacred-portal]

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[wagahai-da]

strap-on

[sandmandaddy69]

[killue]

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

[sandmandaddy69]

[hottsoup]

real tired of this hurricane shit first hermine then idalia and now this debby bitch ass hoe ?????

[hottsoup]

why has my family lived in this hell state for generations ?!???

[hottsoup]

debby does NOT pass the vibe check

[hottsoup]

debby u asshole

[beatlesweatles]

Cinderella....

[harvest1972]

GIRLS!!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this senior citizen