Tree Full of Mellon

I'm slowly being consumed by memes, Clexa, and shitty puns. (The only other main themes here are social justice, neato science stuff and quotes.)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[antiandrogen]

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

Edward @ Bella:

Alice @ Edward later in the Volvo:

[tarmairons]

Why are you doing this?

[geekbeyond]

[natasharomanovs]

Fire and Ice by Robert Frost for @futurist

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

[bunniope]

great! i love horror movies!

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end don’t read this textpost

[bob-belcher]

[uss-edsall]

About an hour and a half ago I felt a cat jump on my bed and settle down, curled up next to me. Ten minutes ago the cat started meowing quite a bit, and it occurred to me that this didn’t sound like the meowing from the cats I own

This... this isn’t any of my cats.

[uss-edsall]

[flushedfox]

Congrads on ur new cat!

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety 

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[striders]

*pronounces “guacamole” like “whack-a-mole”*

[najd-social-club]

I don’t need nobody pretending they give a fuck about me.

[quotemadness]

“We need, in love, to practice only this: letting each other go. For holding on comes easily; we do not need to learn it.”

— Rainer Maria Rilke

[oscar--boscar]

A very excited boy

[sentimental-apathy]

I would die for Oscar.

[fuer-grissa-ost-drauka]

Every time I put any shoes on 😂

[beesdoingthesplits-deactivated2]

today i finally understood something

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

god congratulations i wish i understood anything

[bender-rodrigas]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[commanderlexaofthegrounders]

Anya, patting Lexa and Clarke on their backs: Good job, gays!

Lexa: You mean gir-

Anya: Did I stutter?