Swoot

Hi my names alicia

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[stability]

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

[dankmemeuniversity]

[peachemojimami]

LMFAOOOO SPICY ARMPITS

[amourlashai]

[oculo-deactivated20140610]

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

[sebthedog]

That’s because it’s from a series of very… Odd Game Boy advertisement.

[sanic-x]

is this abstract art

[yammaguchis]

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[anxietyproblem]

[astraldemise]

i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now

[astraldemise]

donkey kong said trans rights !

[astraldemise]

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

[yekkes]

[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[celebrity-pharmacist]

ACAB also stands for All Customers Are Bastards

[edgyomg-blog]

[sunshine-snowflake]

[wifiwife]

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

[airsighs]

[meladoodle]

I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!

[dongulusdisgustus-archive-blog]

that fish is alive my guy

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[seriousjones]

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

[femonologue]

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

[seriousjones]

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

[paulthebukkit]

Art in its purest form

[schmoinkle]

heres the whole video