MWah

Poopoo peepee

[ovur]

You don’t remember my old url….? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don’t… don’t touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I’m running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[crimsonthehedgehog]

Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swaggymcswaggerson]

"The try guy cheated" " will smith punched Chris ro- " I am exploding u with my mind

[imapursoon]

tapwater

ok

[imapursoon]

[imapursoon]

Please I’m to young to die

[galladegamer]

I think I know something that can up the note count

[free-post-store]

$0

[guerrillatech]

[clonepa2]

introvert, extrovert, ambivert, controvert, lil uzi vert !?! whats next !?!?!

[horrorofthebeast]

Green

[hungwy]

war and killing is bad

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Can we at least some receipts 🙄

[hungwy]

i made this up for notes. war and killing is good

[jumex]

911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

[pondwitch]

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

[guerrillatech]

[hollowtones]

If you fold a pizza in half, is it a sandwich?

the language is not some inherent truth of life. we made the words as a lens to better understand the world.

[hollowtones]

no one in the comments has listened

[papasmoke]

i think if you folded a pizza in half it wouldn’t be very easy to eat and i would not eat it anyway actually because i am lactose intolerant. but if i did eat it i would unfold it first because the folded pizza would be too tall to fit in my mouth unless i squished. also if i shoot a bullet from the moon and it kills someone in texas do the texas police have jurisdiction or do the moon police?

[hollowtones]

you, though. 

you have listened.

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

what is the truth barbara

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

best name for a one-eyed cat/dog is definitely winky

[sapphiconoclast]

winky means dick in british

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i only care about what words mean in real human languages

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

so just wipe my ass in front of evrybody

[surprisebitch]

why is a toilet roll being sold for $89.95 though omg

[avengers-posts]