be kind. (ap)

    HEY NOW. .

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#𝚂𝚆𝙰𝙷𝙼𝙿𝚂    /    extremely private and selective   𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙰𝙻  𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚁𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙻  𝙾𝙵  𝚂𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙺  𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼  𝚂𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙺  𝚃𝙷𝙴  𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙰   that is heavily based on headcanon biases and a love of creepypastas and memes.    written by ilya   -   trans russian man  (HE-HIM | 29 AS OF 2021)   /  NEW YORK / EST.  |    #𝙳𝙾𝙲

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WHERE can you find béla?

> @vampyras > @whipslayer 

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syombwody wonce tyold me da wowld is gyonna woll me  i aint the shyawpest toowl in da sheeyed.  she was wookin kyind of dumb wiff hyer fyingies and hyer fwumb in da shape of an L on hyer fowehead.   UWU

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o......shrek. HEART EYES

" isn't there usually a group of you running around? "

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new psd.  also i love the response every time i log onto this blog.

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     @gainsborro​   starter.

“   flowers  belong   where   they   grow.               outside.   ”

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     @saintsdeath​ starter.

“   i’m  failing  to  see how this boils down to being my problem.   ”

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continued from x.  /  @dearestdead​

the   appendage   waves   valiantly    in some attempt to express her gratitude,  and the ogre promptly locks his jaw to keep from gaping after the spindly,  skeletal thing.                  hey,  was the thought that counted,  right?

“    aheh,  ask for your hand?    ”     a nervous bout of laughter nearly gave away the game as one grubby, green finger pointed after the projectile forelimb.  should he run after it?  was that considered rude?  

                             no.  not his arm.    not his problem.  funny, though.    “  does it, uh...  always go off on it’s own?   ”

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shrek shadow and bone verse where he becomes his own amplifier and kills the darkling. the swamp makes him stronger

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how many layers you got?

" aye, well, now that y'mention it... abouuut as many that stands between you and gettin' tossed out of my home. "

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“  so,  you’re really still sticking it out with this whole princess thing ?     living in a castle’s not what it’s all cracked up to me. ”     /     @faeblcssed​

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vanhlsng  said:  youre the most beautiful monster ive ever seen

“ really?  are you certain your eyes are working correctly, pal ?     because on the route you’re traveling,     you’ll be lookin’ up the wrong end of a very talkative donkey.  ”

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farqwuad.

———     ❛      𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥    𝗦𝗪𝗔𝗠𝗣    ?    i’m    afraid    not    ,    ogre    .    no    ,    until    you’ve    collected    the    princess    for    me    ,       you    will    never    get    your    swamp    backk     .       ❜

“  why does it have to be this princess,   exactly ?     i’m no expert,   but isn’t there a surplus that aren’t guarded by fire-breathing dragons that might be a little...   oh, i don’t know...   easier ?     i’m not pickin’,   i’m just askin’.  ”

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a really important stream.

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rightfulkng.

❝ — 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐄 !   ❞   he blurted, but there was something in him that blustered at the comment. springy… if only large, rough, green palms could feel how truly taut & firm milky-white flesh was.   ❝ you are speaking to a  prince.   have respect, foul beast. ❞

               “  right,   right,   my apologies.   your highness.  ”     spoken with disdain and no small hint of mockery.   brow furrows heavily and nostrils balloon and flare.     “   and what are you the prince of,   anyway ?     cosmetics ?  ”

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faeblcssed.

———      ❛     oh    no    !    you’re    so    green    and    lovely    ,    the    art    could    hardly    compare    !    you    see    ,        i’ve    never    met    a    real    ogre    before    .        ❜

“  a real ogre ?     have you only met fake ones before  ?  ”        suddenly boisterous with the tremor of his own laughter,   the ogre then falls flat.     

                                  “   whew.... because-  because you said... forget it.   ”