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Some things never change… ↳ LoZ: The Wind Waker (2002) | LoZ: Breath of the Wild (2017)

I lowkey find it funny whenever any of the Bats pull off their masks or cowls on random rooftops cause like...now a days there are security cameras everywhere so I just imagine some random night security guard watching the cameras and seeing Bruce Wayne on the roof of the building slowly pulling off Batman's cowl. The guard is just like

scarletbirbs

Actually, headcanon that various night guards in Gotham have seen Bruce pull off the cowl but they respect him and the work he does so much that they just scrub the footage from the cameras and never tell a soul.

frownyalfred

they just really don’t get paid enough to record whatever LARP therapy Bruce Wayne is trying this week

frownyalfred

No you don’t understand. If he got caught on a rooftop you’re telling me notable himbo Bruce Wayne wouldn’t lie? He’d take one look at the security guard and go

“oh well my therapist thinks pretending to be the Batman will help me exert some perceived control over my life, because I’ve suffered from an absence of agency ever since my parents were brutally murdered in front of me as a child”

and then the security guard is nodding because hey? that kind of makes sense. But can he do any flips? Like the ones the real Batman does?

Bruce can do one flip. He’s very proud. The security guard claps politely, because, yeah, this kid is definitely fucked up. But he just did a flip!

The security guard asks what kind of therapist prescribed Batman roleplay to deal with his childhood trauma. There’s loud snickering from one rooftop over. Bruce seems to ignore this, so the guard does too.

“My butler is board certified,” he says, and the security guard nods again. That makes sense. He’s heard about all the things butlers do. Rich people really have no concept of the word “overtime.”

Bruce waves him off. Apparently he’s going to keep practicing his flip on another rooftop so he can see the city better.

“I put the cowl on and then I practice my affirmations,” he tells the guard seriously, “I am enough. I am loved. I am vengeance.”

The guard points out that the last one is Batman’s affirmation, actually.

“No, I know that,” Bruce says, then waves, “have a good night!”

The guard’s shift ends a few minutes later, and he goes home and researches LARPing as a form of cognitive behavioral therapy.

Good for Bruce Wayne. Maybe he should try some therapy one of these days.

ihasafandom

Oh no but now I'm imagining "Bruce Wayne larping as batman" getting kidnapped by a villain "mistaking him for the real Batman" and just... the LEVELS of this. And the guards have all like... searched online and definitely found eachother to confirm that yes, Bruce apparently Does This and then some of THEM decide to try to pretend to be Batman of rooftops for Therapy???

noodledog

I don't even know how to caption the sheer disconnect of capturing God from feuding clans and then seeing him just chilling here down at the farm. Absolutely none of the other pokemon in the pastures are looking in his direction. My combee is terrified, my toxicroak is averting it's eyes in respect and fear. Tangela and snowrunt are huddled together in hiding. He looks like a weird llama at a petting zoo. Help.

noodledog

POV: You are chilling in the pokemon pastures and then The God Of Time shows up for it's vacation.

#pokemon

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my-darling-boy

I don’t get people that can be a part of and/or run huge discords. It’s like I’ll get an @everyone mention in a server I never visit anymore which began as a small group and there are now 6000 users. +99 messages since 2 seconds ago. Who tf is Blorbo Jombo and why are we obsessed with him. All my exes and mortal enemies are here? There are meet-ups planned for a deep ocean expedition to find Atlantis. Too afraid to ask what The Great Uprising of 2019 is. There are welcome chat tags for anything from my age and gender to how many Gushers I consumed in 2004. The cool seeming person was involved in a grave robbing scandal, tracked down by the FBI and never heard from again. There are bots to softly caress me or deliver a honey baked ham to any user of my choosing. Announcements tells me how a channel for crop rotation as well as live MMA fighting have been added. I am urged to sign a waiver in the #pleaseread channel. Someone has made an emoji of my actual house

thatsbelievable

slab-o-meat

i found this old game called personal nightmare from 1989 (from elvira-affiliated company horrorsoft) with these graphics that fucking rule

obscurevideogames

Personal Nightmare (Atari ST)

fyesnatashalyonne

natasha filming russian doll, april 2021

manny-jacinto

MANNY JACINTO L'Officiel Hommes Philippines | 2021

I heard that you want to play a young Tony Leung. “I loved In the Mood for Love. He did so much with nothing. There was power and strength in just a single look. He conveys so much emotion and heartache through his eyes and posture. That’s so admirable. It’s something I would love to be able to emulate.”