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Thank God for alcohol cause this shit cray.
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The darkness if overwhelming
Thank God for alcohol cause this shit cray.
alone.
Even with family & friends, I still feel alone.
Maybe it’s because I just can’t fuck with nobody.
Use both headphones
L: Original
R: Late
“I can fuck with you for eternity, infinity” - Niykee Heaton
Damn, save some for the rest of us
This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music
so at the bar in which I work, there’s an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with ‘doorman’, which has led to me befriending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan.
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the absolute love of my life. I don’t care that he’s a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they’re simply referred to as ‘a character’? that’s Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let’s describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scandinavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that’s Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I’ve discovered:
he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said ‘shit happens’ on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM
he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was completely unaware they had broken up until he wished her a happy Christmas and she responded with ‘what the fuck Dan’
accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours
he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off
he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for ‘mystery adventures’, one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops
he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: “I’ll know when I meet him.”
he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him
his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. “I don’t even know if I’m invited, truth be told.”
when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn’t want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they’d like a snack
he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman’s Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he’s patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
lol.
have had 4 people now within this year tell me i’m a bad friend.
yes I am I guess. but i dont give a fuck haha
you know who you are.
I wonder how you are doing. The past was extremely rough and I was immature. It’s been a while.. a long time. I’m pretty curious on how you’ve been and what you’ve been up to.
December 5: Jhené Aiko at the Unveil of PETA’s Rather Go Naked Than Fur" Campaign in Los Angeles
this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future
you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics
this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.
Day one of my boring life.
-Woke up to a text from my mother saying “We need to have a talk” have no idea what about, nor do I want to talk.
-Went to work early today, while making price signs I razor’d my left index finger GREAT.
-Had this funny customer coming in talking about her life story and how that she drove 1 hour away just to buy some corals.
-I drove home to speak to my mother, she just wanted to make sure that I was doing good in school. Literally think that she believes that i’m an L, also the fact that she thinks i’m getting absolutely no where in life. (yeah I feel like that)
-Went to go meet up with my classmate Kim in downtown Riverside at a coffeeshop called “back to the grind”
-We walked around the Mission Inn, go check it out after November 27th, it looks amazing at night with a bunch of Christmas lights.
-Right as I was going to drive home, my car wouldn’t start. “i’ve already taken my car to the shop 2 times this week and spent a good 600$ on it. (my life is great)
-I got towed all the way to downtown Santa Ana, remind you this is about 11:20PM
-I called my cousin to come pick me up, no response.
-Called my boss’s son Kenny, he came out to pick me up using location. Unfortunately the Apple location thing takes forever to update and well he took the directions towards Riverside.
-Meanwhile, a sketchy ass nigga came by and was just standing staring at my car. He asked for the time, I told him and just mumbled something but I couldn’t hear cause I didn’t want to roll down the window or open the door.
-He walks away to a distance where he just stands and looks in my direction in the rain.
-Kenny ended up having to take an hour detour due to the freeway closing right behind him. PERFECT.
-I called his sister Katie to come pick me up cause I was super sketched, so she started driving over.
-A SUPER sketchy car pulls up and drives slow and parks right in front of me. At the point i’m like, okay i’m either gonna get robbed or killed haha. Low-key heart was pounding, but at this point I was just accepting anything that would come my way. Weapons? A fucking desk lamp that my friend Stephanie left in my car along with a 300$ Illadelph Bong.
-Moments later this dude comes out, my thoughts are “okay this is it. Pick your weapon, bong or desk lamp.”
-Next thing Katie pulls up right in front of me, lord has answered my prayers. And that nigga ends up going back into his car.
-Shiiiibaaaaa, Katie ends up taking me to Kenny who just drove through Carbon Canyon which is a 8-mile windy one lane road in the craziest rainfall/darkness. (Kenny is pretty new at driving)
-Kenny and I end up going to In-N-Out where I calm my nerves with that young animal style burger.
-I end up sleeping over my boss’s house, in his bed LOL. (boss is in another state right now)
So yeah, I live to tell another boring day of my life.
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