Dunderhead Extraordinaire

[caribbean1989]

Alan Rickman as Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)

My GIF masterlist

[loveforlukeynewts]

Yungblud posted pics from his concert the other night and included a pic of him with his long-time pal, Luke 🖤

Yungblud’s full IG post 👇

[raewritesfiction]

….he’s so pretty to look at!!! 😻

[allpiesforourown]

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

[experienceandobservation]

Pedro Pascal | "The Fantastic Four: First Steps" Sydney Launch Event | July 15, 2025

[intotheswollenriver]

[juderuo]

An unfortunate role.

How lonely an existence where everyone he was fighting for hated him.

[butch-mothman]

dean wouldn’t call himself bisexual. he would sweat nervously and grin profusely and say “i’m an equal opportunity sorta guy. there’s enough of me to go around ;)))” and cas would glare at him and dean would notice and clear his throat and look abashed and sam would slam his head into the table until it exploded

[cas-dyke]

dean mourned cas like his father mourned mary???? he grieved him like a dead spouse and you want me to just move on with my life???????

[muiitoloko]

Alan Rickman as Frank Benson

🎬 Eye in the Sky (2015)

- All Frank gifs here.

[danadiadea]

Harry defeating Voldemort with a spell Severus had taught him, and previously even acknowledging that teaching him how to use Expelliarmus is Severus' achievement indeed - “Shouldn’t have let Professor Snape teach us that one,” said Harry furiously, kicking Lockhart’s trunk aside - is so important to me.

[th30ra3k3n]

“Because the one thing I want — it’s something I can’t have.”

But you could.

You did. You stupid son of a bitch.

You had me. You always had me.

Why didn’t you say anything?

Why are you always leaving me?

For @castielfucks and @fullpriceforlatepizza

[lovesickmermaid]

Alan Rickman as Rasputin in RASPUTIN - 1996 (dir. Uli Edel)

"God... is love."

[muiitoloko]

Alan Rickman as Frank Benson

🎬 Eye in the Sky (2015)

- All Frank gifs here.

[austendinagulsoy]

[glacierberries]

severus snape doing the interview while playing with kittens on buzzfeed thing, except he reveals the most traumatizing lore with a fond little smile on his face while. there are just. kittens on his lap.

[russell-crowe]

alan rickman in truly madly deeply (1990)

[alan-rickman46]

é o amor da minha vida, chorei tanto por ele. 🎻💕