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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane
cherry valley forever
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if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
sheepfilms
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almost home

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will byers stan first human second

@theartofmadeline

pixel skylines
NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin

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@swatan-waffle
finals week? more like shark week
holy shit i’m dYing
7 ap classes are not good for your mental health
i cried 4 times in an 1.5 hr class period
we are not thriving
if any of you are good at ap calculus or ap physics 1 hmu pls im begging you
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.
lmao so everytime i go to the emergency room i’ll be like “yeah i feel like im literally dying. my pain an agony is unbearable. that’s why im here” but i’ll say it in a really flat calm voice. almost like im bored.
so the nurses will shrug me off run some tests. like ok. whatever drama queen.
then the doctor will come back with the tests, vaguely panicked, like “okay. so you’re dying.” and the nurses will be all shocked and ill be sitting there with my continued bored expression and flat voice like “yea… that’s what ive been saying.”
and the nurses will be like “but you arent ACTING LIKE IT??!!!!”
and im just here like “oh sorry didn’t know this was a fucking final exam in acting class. goddamn.”
anyway sorry nurses. but when im literally dying i dont got the time or energy to make a show of it for you so you dont fuuucking kill me.
me, going septic: damn sure wish i didn’t have to wait three hours for antiboitics while you nurses are convinced im a drug addict who needs to be ignored, even tho u shouldnt ignore them either tf
this has happened to me four times now. where nurses have almost killed me. lmao tellin doctors im just looking for pain killers
theyll be like “she doesnt show any signs of pain”
sorry my mom didnt raise a little wimp.
the funniest part to me is i wont even be asking for pain killers. ill just be like: 😑i am in the worst pain i have ever experienced and i can feel death closing in. same shit as always lmao. am i right, doreen?
and theyll be like: this bitch just wants opiates im tired of it.
tho i will say it’s fun listening to the doctors yell at them for almost murdering me.
nurses. just wondering. can u maybe not be so fucking bitter and hate drug addicts so much that you’d rather have people going into septic shock die than potentially help out an addict? thanks.
I can stop laughing at "I don't wanna be bread aaaaaaa! Nooooo!"
Just Like the First Time.
Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
What the heck why not
Give me the DOOT DOOT
PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME
There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am
Not Beetlejuice related but I’m curious,,,
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sorry guys but i really want a doot doot #noregrets
i want a little shop doot doot
macabre
absolute amazingness. got the chance to get closer to my crush. kinda know everyone’s dick size now. and saw people’s nudes. oof. one heck of a show tho
And plead guilty to 11 counts of felony manslaughter
bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him
This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud
I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”
This is cute and wholesome but I had to look up this pobblebonk and I’m losing my mind
Bonk bonk!
I want a random toad giver in my life. EVERYONE WANTS A RAMDOM TOAD PICS GIVER IN THEIR LIVES!
Read The Full Article Here:
6 Signs You May Be Too Hard on Yourself
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what is this, a vending machine for ants?
ants need to stay hydrated too
Don’t drink from me or my son ever again.
pardon my french, but everything hurts and i’m dying