swatan

swathi. 16. loves broadway. i’m the reincarnation of satan so get ready to shit yourself out of sheer terror. but no i’m just a anxiety-prone person trying to make myself and others feel good.

[k-eke]

[swatan-waffle]

finals week? more like shark week

holy shit i’m dYing

7 ap classes are not good for your mental health

i cried 4 times in an 1.5 hr class period

we are not thriving

if any of you are good at ap calculus or ap physics 1 hmu pls im begging you

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

[justsomeantifas]

lmao so everytime i go to the emergency room i’ll be like “yeah i feel like im literally dying. my pain an agony is unbearable. that’s why im here” but i’ll say it in a really flat calm voice. almost like im bored.

so the nurses will shrug me off run some tests. like ok. whatever drama queen.

then the doctor will come back with the tests, vaguely panicked, like “okay. so you’re dying.” and the nurses will be all shocked and ill be sitting there with my continued bored expression and flat voice like “yea… that’s what ive been saying.”

and the nurses will be like “but you arent ACTING LIKE IT??!!!!”

and im just here like “oh sorry didn’t know this was a fucking final exam in acting class. goddamn.”

[justsomeantifas]

anyway sorry nurses. but when im literally dying i dont got the time or energy to make a show of it for you so you dont fuuucking kill me.

me, going septic: damn sure wish i didn’t have to wait three hours for antiboitics while you nurses are convinced im a drug addict who needs to be ignored, even tho u shouldnt ignore them either tf

[justsomeantifas]

this has happened to me four times now. where nurses have almost killed me. lmao tellin doctors im just looking for pain killers

theyll be like “she doesnt show any signs of pain”

sorry my mom didnt raise a little wimp.

the funniest part to me is i wont even be asking for pain killers. ill just be like: 😑i am in the worst pain i have ever experienced and i can feel death closing in. same shit as always lmao. am i right, doreen?

and theyll be like: this bitch just wants opiates im tired of it.

tho i will say it’s fun listening to the doctors yell at them for almost murdering me.

[justsomeantifas]

nurses. just wondering. can u maybe not be so fucking bitter and hate drug addicts so much that you’d rather have people going into septic shock die than potentially help out an addict? thanks.

[catlips001]

I can stop laughing at "I don't wanna be bread aaaaaaa! Nooooo!"

[catlips001]

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[beebumbies-deactivated20210519]

Not Beetlejuice related but I’m curious,,,

[beebumbies-deactivated20210519]

FNSJFSKKDKSJFNWJJDKRJD?¿???¿?¿

[broadwaytrashstrikesagain]

sorry guys but i really want a doot doot #noregrets

[urine-good-shop-of-horrors]

i want a little shop doot doot

[swatan-waffle]

macabre

absolute amazingness. got the chance to get closer to my crush. kinda know everyone’s dick size now. and saw people’s nudes. oof. one heck of a show tho

[jourjean]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

And plead guilty to 11 counts of felony manslaughter

[catchymemes]

[heshe]

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[youremybrandnewday]

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

[molliekatie]

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

[otahkoapisiakii]

This is cute and wholesome but I had to look up this pobblebonk and I’m losing my mind

Bonk bonk!

[mostlyvoidpartiallyalsovoid-dea]

I want a random toad giver in my life. EVERYONE WANTS A RAMDOM TOAD PICS GIVER IN THEIR LIVES!

[psych2go]

Read The Full Article Here: 

6 Signs You May Be Too Hard on Yourself

Follow @psych2go for more!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[genericbanana]

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

[ubercharge]

ants need to stay hydrated too

[shwig]

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

[swatan-waffle]

pardon my french, but everything hurts and i’m dying