felix

any pronouns i like the stuff. and by ‘the stuff’ i mean my interests which i’m normal about

[morticianmagic]

So i've decided that I like Jeffy a normal amount

[tomatoluvr69]

Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

[vero-lynn]

I got really upset so I drew Tim in a trashbin. Where he BELONGS.

[trashycantory]

guyssss check out the masky and hoodie hair bows i made!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

reblog for me to make a skully one <3

[instantidol]

PRAISED ANGEL

[PT: praised angel]

🎼 : A term for angels who are motivated by or simply enjoy when others sing their praises.

[PT: A term for angels who are motivated by or simply enjoy when others sing their praises. ]

Was coined with one of my parts in mind. Similar concept to coin-operated doll (link) & dreambound incubus (link) !

Tags: @radiomogai @saltedzombie @goregender @psychopurr @sweathermist @poppiesong

[torreta1967]

a lot of chibi minister

[sweathermist]

i intend to make more of them but want to share these two already!! we need more jeff gifs out in the world

[offlinesequence]

can we address the elephant in the room yet

the lack of consistency with the skin tone ect with tim is wild. why is his youtooz along with masky the palest skin tone outta everyone in the concepts and then his plushie is literally brown like i have the plush somewhere and he is BROWN.

i feel like more work could be done to actually make sure these are consistent designs across the board esp when they are already aiming to make another youtooz when the masky one hasnt even gone live yet.

ofc working with youtooz at all is rough because they constantly put out terrible quality figures for high prices and have a heavy history of controversies to the point where there was an hour long documentary posted about them. they are also allegedly art stealers and are still selling other creators merch despite being asked to stop after the partnership has ended, and i doubt Troy would want that to happen esp when hes very protective of the marble hornets ip to the point where we cant make any fan merch.

theres also been no confirmation from anyone that tim or brian will see any money despite their exact likenesses being sold as far as i know. i hate to make a direct callout of james troy wagner on public tag but honestly these things need to be clearly addressed.

i just wanna state that i mean no ill will against anyone or to start ANY hate campaigns with this post, i would just like more public clarity on what is happening

[cascoins]

helloo, could you make a flag for nonbinary zombies who are jeffvan enjoyers / whose gender is associated with jeffvan?

sure !! ^_^ i made 3 individual flags just incase : p (nonbinary / enby zombie jeffvan gender, jeffvan gender and nonbinary / enby zombie gender :-) )

⦻⠀NONBINARY / ENBY ZOMBIE⠀. . .

[ pt: nonbinary / enby zombie /end pt]

definition : a flag related to being nonbinary / enby / etc and being connected to zombies in a way, a nonbinary / enby zombie.

⦻⠀JEFFVAN COMFORT SHIP GENDER / JEFFVAN COMFORT SHIPPIC⠀. . .

[ pt: jeffvan comfort ship gender / jeffvan comfort shippic /end pt ]

definition : a gender connected to having the ship jeffvan (jeff koval x evan myers) from the slenderseries / webseries everymanhybrid as a comfort ship.

⦻⠀NONBINARY / ENBY ZOMBIE JEFFVAN COMFORT SHIP GENDER⠀. . .

[ pt: nonbinary / enby zombie jeffvan comfort ship gender /end pt ]

definition : a flag related to being nonbinary / enby / etc, being connected to zombies in a way, and having jeffvan (jeff koval x evan myers) from the slenderseries / webseries everymanhybrid as a comfort ship.

coined by me, if already coined think of this as an alt flag . . . art creds ,, 1

tagging : @timothywrightt , @the-mad-habit , @kraliefilmss , @radiomogai , @aemogai-archive , @rwuffles . . . ask to be added or removed

[sodiumfreak]

when the time loop gets to the part where they start committing suicide in different ways every day

[dogpuppy]

[sweathermist]

my completely unrelated to anything, random, devoid of any particular theme shelf. just an image of the same lamp from god knows where

[sweathermist]

guys!!!!!

it’s mankind’s bad habit!

[sweathermist]

i just learned that it’s meant to be a cat, and not a wolf/dog like i thought ???

[heavymetalhazard]

oh my god

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[sweathermist]

guys!!!!!

it’s mankind’s bad habit!

[timsutton]

Tim, hello again. I know you won't be reading this, but what do you think of this AI-generated image? Greetings from Mexico.

i don't even have anything funny to say, i just fucking hate this. hate it. viscerally. the idea that anybody would think this is something i would be happy about is utterly alien to me and anybody making ai generated photos of me is getting blocked on sight.

i saw this early this morning and i've just had this deep feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach because this shit is only going to get fucking WORSE. luckily this one doesn't really look like me, but the next one might or the one after that or the one after that

actually now that i think about it in the last 48 hours i've been sent this and a photo of my name scratched into somebody's arm so i think i'm just going to log off for a while

[sweathermist]

the ability to consider how our actions can affect others?? you know, basic human decency? yeah, what happened to that??