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the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 itâs going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by britney spears
My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)
Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: Iâm sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand
when i was 8-9, i was playing hide and seek with my sisters (i am the b e s t at that game) at my grandmaâs house, and as a last minute decision i decided to hide inside the giant pussywillow in the backyard. i hid in there for at least an hour and only heard my sisters nearby once. another hour or two passed, and i was wondering how they hadnt found me yet, because im not that good, and so i climbed out and went looking for them. it was starting to get dark and when i went inside my grandma was super suprised to see me. she said âhow did you get here?â and i said, âive been hiding in the pussywillow since we started playing hide and seekâ and she said âreally? because i saw you leave with your sisters.â and i got a wicked chill. she called my mom and she said âshe came home with us, how did she get there?â and i told her that iâd been hiding and she said âthen who came home with us?â and went to check on me. i wasnt there so she asked my sister âwheres (my name)?â and she said âshe was just telling me to come outside with her because she had something to show me but i said no because its dark. she was really mad at me.â and my mom told me after i got home that after my sister had said that she had looked out the window and saw me staring at her with big pale blue eyes.
my eyes are green.
rosie read the url challenge
iâm having a fucking identity crisis
You also lost an arm
fuck thanks leg-stealing-bee itâs not like i noticed
has the world become smaller or have you become bigger?
not sure but god is deader
hey corporations arenât people did you know that?
congrats neither are dogs what do you want from me man
Not who you were asking but I want you to tell me you know the logo has a fox. đđ
are you telling me? are you telling me the logo has a fox? the firefox logo? for the account firefox-official itâs a fox? itâs a fox in the logo? is that what youâre saying?
when people tell me to go outside when im depressed
Femme bi women married to men still have stories about queerness to tell that are worth hearing.
i dont wanna discourse on main but please dont call bi women femme
Kiss my ass and then fuck ALL THE WAY off.
Guys I love that you got energy to fight Biphobia, but Bi women have a term for feminine bi women! Itâs Doe! So itâd be Does or Doe bisexual women
If people want to use those terms, thatâs totally fine. However. Those terms were invented within the last 5 years by some rando on Tumblr who was caving to pressure from lesbian exclusionists. Meanwhile, bisexual women have consistently self-defined as butch and femme for almost a century now.Â
This isnât just lesbians saying bisexual women canât start using a word weâve never used before; this is them saying that a bisexual woman whoâs been monogamously married to another woman since before it was legal has to STOP using an identity sheâs had for decades, because sometime around 2014, Tumblr decided these terms were âlesbian-exclusiveâ.
I invite you to take a look at this history of butch/femme and bisexuals in lesbian communities, and also look at the notes on this post where Iâve asked multi-spec women to weigh in their opinions on using doe/stag/tomcat. (Spoiler: Opinions range from one âI guess theyâre okay if theyâll make lesbians stop yelling at usâ through âTheyâre kind of cute but they make no sense and nobody knows what they mean,â to âdoe is absolutely not how I feel as a femme,â âStag and tomcat are both used for hypersexual and predatory straight cis men, so no thanks,â and âIâm a person of colour and do you KNOW how racist it is to describe us as animals?â)
no one like literally nobody at all:
me: what if angels emit ionizing radiation
this is probably just going to be a bunch of pseudoscientific bullshit but hear me out anyway:
angels are often described as appearing to glow, either being surrounded by light or even made of it. (according to wikipedia) âsufficient quantities of strongly radioactive materialsâ can glow bright blue when they come into contact with the air.
several accounts of encounters with angels describe them as being difficult or even painful to look at. while this is often related to the intensity of the light they emit, those exposed to radiation often describe how they experienced what felt like âpins and needlesâ and similar uncomfortable sensations.
angels are also sometimes described as giving off a scent often likened to burning metal or ozone. a common observation in the accounts of many people who experienced contact with radioactive materials is a metallic taste in the air
while the ability to strip the flesh from your bones and/or vaporize you in seconds is pure hollywood sensationalism unless youâre in the immediate vicinity of an incredibly high level of ionizing radiation (ie: a bomb), itâs not an impossible logical leap to assume that angels couldnât manipulate the focus and intensity of their own personal auras to have that biblical âsmitingâ effect. similarly, encounters with angels leading to the subjects of such encounters being aged rapidly or even dying within days or weeks afterwards due to mysterious wasting illnesses (usually attributed to shock) could be describing symptoms of radiation sickness.
following from the above, since itâs also used in small doses for medicinal purposes (particularly in cancer cases), it could be used to explain angelsâ ability to heal mysterious illnesses
it can also be used in sterilization processes, which could link to how angels are often associated with cleanliness and âpurityâ
in conclusion:
thrilling sequel
those have the same energy as this
Same energy as this
âDo you need more flowers to get better, human ?"Â
"No thatâs alright. Thank you, dear friends."Â
And they ended up in a flowers field.
Nature photographer Curt Fonger stumbled upon a bobcat sitting atop a 40 foot tall Saguaro cactus in the Arizona desert. The animal was apparently taking refuge from a nearby mountain lion.
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some thoughts after watching cats: - as soon as i walked out of the theatre the first thing i said was âi feel like a shell of the person i once wasâ - it was incredibly horny. they didnât talk about sex or anything (outside of rum tug tugger which was honestly just jason derulo being horny for himself), but just the way all of the cats moved and acted was horny. i canât describe it. - some of the cats walked on all fours while some walked on two legs? some cats wore clothes? some cats wore shoes? some cats had clothes on at certain points but later didnât? hello? - all of the cats had human hands with no fur on them. - halfway through, me and my friend realized all of the cats had human eyebrows except for old dueteronomy and that haunted us through the rest of the movie. - rebel wilson took off her cat skin? to reveal she had clothes under them? twice? - mice arenât that small. - mr. mistoffelees looked so worried throughout the entire musical. during his song he straight up looked like he was going to cry the entire time. i was convinced he was going to have a mental breakdown every time his spell didnât work. is he okay? - iâm honestly incredibly upset at the fact that mr. mistoffelees and victoria looked like they were going to make out multiple times. why would they do that to our gay icon. - *john mulaney voice* i think rumpleteasers a lesbian
Cats the movie review!
This is before the re-release
So when I heard they were releasing an updated, of course I immediately decided I had to see the worst possible version.
The shock of seeing these demon cat homunculi was so great that I forgot it was a musical and jumped when they started singing
They have no fur on their hands. They look like rat hands.
No bone in my body wanted a scene with hundreds of humanoid cockroaches with faces marching around and getting eaten alive onscreen
During Rum Tum Tuggerâs song, the green screen was done wrong? and they looked like they were walking around like an inch off the ground - like the entire scenery was slightly offset from where it was supposed to be
Also I legit could not understand a single word that jason derulo said
halfway through, my friend with whom iâd been commenting leaned over and said, âI usually donât like to criticize other peopleâs...work and art...but this isnât art. this is hell.â
Most of the sung solos were completely unbalanced with the backing audio, so they sounded muted and harder to understand
even the finale song i couldnât understand anything they were saying it was a jumbled mess
mcavity starts the movie off in an outfit. the outfit looks okay, actually. fits his character nicely. heâs got like a trenchcoat and a cool hat. He....ends the movie with nothing on and he is the only cat who is one solid color. he looks undeniably like just a completely naked human with unfortunately placed ears.
judi dench, during the finale, sang directly at the camera for a full minute at least and i felt like i wanted to jump into a pool of bleach and instantaneously evaporate out of existence it was so unnerving and uncomfortable
i need you all to know that when i got home and walked to my front door in the dark, i heard something move in the trees and had a 100% legitimate fear and terrifying flash of an image of one of these horrifying unfinished animorphs crawling at top speed toward me through the night
yeah i ran the rest of the way into the house
it feels like this was a creation meant to defy a god that we have already killed. no one with an ounce of human goodness in them would ever contribute to such a horrific work. this is a cruel creation meant to reveal our hubris and punish us for the sins weâve committed against humanity and against the universe itself. it is an absolute garbage fire, it is an experience of the utmost torture, it is the movie we deserve. Followers, if you wish to have a glimpse into the active mutilation of all things holy and moral, do yourself a favor and watch Cats.
How to fix Cats (2019)
Step one! Animate it!
Step two! Take notes from The Cat Returns.
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Godspeed you! wet idiot
This tag has me dying
1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her âyou fucked up with vampires. they should be real.â she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.
I just now noticed thar your icon isnât a parakette. I am upset.
how? how does it look like a parakeet?
i made an attemptÂ
that makes sense. im so mad that im gonna flap my little wings and go commit war crimes
