hero in training

The truth is, I've always been afraid of letting anyone get too close. I built a wall around me, a barricade to hide behind those few times someone wanted entry to my heart. (E.H.) An affiliated Bakugou Katsuki roleplay blog. Semi selective. Written by Cel.

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schneeflake:

         ❝ interestingly enough, i don’t believe i asked for your input either.  ever heard of hypocrisy?  or is the impulse to speak without thinking as uncontrollable as the explosions i keep seeing around the city? ❞

♚ »  “Uh, ever fucking heard of minding your goddamn business? Maybe instead of running your mouth about other people living their goddamn lives, you could get one yourself.” 

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❛ if someone said something bad about you, you want me to tell you, right? ❜

                                                       MEAN GIRLS. (x)

“Do I really look like the person who gives a shit about that?” Katsuki fired back, a lazy glare following his gaze towards where Kirishima sat. They were situated on the couch in their apartment, lounging after a particularly lazy day due to the rare forecast of rain outside. Katsuki adjusted himself on the couch, having taken up one corner for himself. 

Although his words seemed uncaring, there was a distinct awkwardness that filled the air around him. People said stupid shit all the time, but it wasn’t his job to correct them or try to change their mind. It didn’t stop him from wondering just what had been said though, but there was no fucking way he was going to ask about it. 

So instead, he focused intently on the television, eyes practically unblinking as his gripped the remote tightly in his hand. He continued to remind himself that he didn’t give a shit about it, and that it affected him none. Like many times he had heard rumours about him back home, he chose to ignore it. It was easier and more effective than to listen to bullshit gossip.

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“I won’t go easy on you.”

                                                   TRAINING STARTERS. (x)

“Thinking I need you to go fuckin’ easy on me is where you’re mistaken, shitpouch!” Katsuki shouted, as heat seemed to radiate from his palms. 

It wasn’t like he was planning on actually fighting the other, but if he insisted on getting in his way and pissing him off again, Katsuki couldn’t help but detain him. He never asked for someone to train with him, never invited the other to interrupt him. As far as he was concerned, this idiot had brought Katsuki’s wrath down upon himself, willingly. 

Katsuki was entitled to show him exactly why that was a bad idea. 

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"Service takes forever here."

                                                  FIRST MEETINGS. (x)

If there was one thing most people knew about Katsuki, it was that he didn’t have a lot of patience. Standing in line, waiting for things… it pissed him off (much like everything else in life did). Despite this, the fact that he was alone and didn’t have to listen to Kirishima ramble on about some bullshit, he had time to simmer down a bit and scroll through his phone absently, before some fuckhead decided to talk out loud. Thankfully, Katsuki couldn’t blame him for breaking the silence since, really, the fast food place wasn’t that quiet to start with. 

He gave a snort in response to the man, who was in front of him in line. “Fuckin’ right,” was all he muttered, matching the other’s volume for once. He didn’t look up from his phone, but moved when the other did as the line slowly inched forward. Katsuki didn’t order fast food a lot, and this was all the more reason not to in the future. Long ass lines, shitty ass food… what was the point, even?

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training turned tension starters

Or more specifically, “two characters who have been sparring or in combat training together and almost kiss at the end of their practice fight”. As requested ! Feel free to make any changes.

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I won’t go easy on you.” / “I’ll go easy on you.” / “Quit going easy on me.”

“Hit me with your best shot.”

“You need to do better if you want to meet your goal.”

“I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”

“Is this necessary?”

“Try again.”

“You’re pissing me off.” / “If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.”

“Here, let me show you how.”

“Woah! [falls on top of __]” 

“Nice moves.”

“[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]”

“You’re…really close right now.”

“G–get off of me.”

“You’re heavy.” / “You’re crushing me.”

“Sorry–are you okay?”

“You’re really red right now.”

“…Do we always end up on top of each other?”

“Are you still panting?”

“I told you, it was an accident.”

“…Why don’t you just kiss me?”

“I’ll consider kissing you if you can beat me.”

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MEAN GIRLS SENTENCE STARTERS.   feel free to change pronouns   /   change the sentence(s) to your liking.  for multi-muses,  specify who you’re sending the meme(s) to  /  who you’re sending the meme(s) from.

❛  she doesn’t even go here!  ❜ ❛  see,  that is the thing with you plastics!  you think that everybody is in love with you when actually everybody hates you!  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…  but i can’t help it that i’m popular.  ❜ ❛  ( name ),  i don’t hate you because you’re fat.  you’re fat because i hate you.  ❜ ❛  ohmygod.  it’s her dream come true:  diving into a big pile of girls.  ❜ ❛  if you even knew how mean she really is…  ❜ ❛  i am so sorry,  ( name ).  really.  i don’t know why i did it.  ❜ ❛  you are a mean girl!  you’re a bitch!  ❜ ❛  why were you talking to ( name )?  ❜ ❛  i’ve got a big,  lesbian crush on you!  ❜ ❛  i want my pink shirt back!  i want my pink shirt back!  ❜ ❛  you know that i’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings,  right?  ❜ ❛  ( name ),  wait.  i didn’t mean for that to happen.  ❜ ❛  do you have anything else you want to say?  ❜ ❛  we should totally just stab caeser!  ❜ ❛  do you know what everybody says about you?  they say you’re a home-schooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me.  ❜ ❛  i can’t answer anymore questions until i have a parent or lawyer present.  ❜ ❛  two years ago she told me that hoop earrings were her thing and that i wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore.  ❜ ❛  so,  don’t try to act so innocent.  ❜ ❛  i just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.  ❜ ❛  whoever wrote it probably didn’t think anyone would ever see it?  ❜ ❛  you can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy—  ❜ ❛  why don’t i know you?  ❜ ❛  that’s only okay when i say it!  ❜ ❛  oh hi!  did you wanna buy some drugs?  ❜ ❛  you know she cheats on ( name)?  ❜ ❛  did you write this?  ❜ ❛  i gotta say…  watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a fantastic year.  ❜ ❛  she’s so weird.  she just,  you know,  came up to me and started talking to me about crack!  ❜ ❛  you little bitch!  ❜ ❛  ohmygod,  she’s so annoying.  ❜ ❛  every thursday he thinks she’s doing sat prep but really she’s hooking up with ( name ) in the projection room above the auditorium.  ❜ ❛  they’ve gone wild.  the girls have gone wild.  ❜ ❛  wow.  you look really beautiful.  ❜ ❛  i’m new.  i just moved here from ( specify ).  ❜ ❛  oh crap,  my hair!  ❜ ❛  stop trying to make this about you.  ❜ ❛  i never told anybody that because i’m such a good friend.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch.  it’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.❜ ❛  she’s so pathetic.  ❜ ❛  i’m going to forgive you.  because i’m a very zen person.  and i’m also on a lot of pain medication right now.  ❜ ❛  ( name ),  i/we have to talk to you.  ❜ ❛  i used to be homeschooled.  ❜ ❛  you know,  ( name ) really does like you.  he was always talking about how unusual you are.  ❜ ❛  is butter a carb?  ❜ ❛  i know right?  it’s so embarrassing.  ❜ ❛  i smashed it ‘cause i didn’t want anyone else to have it.  ❜ ❛  ( name ),  you’re wearing sweatpants.  it’s monday.  ❜ ❛  you’re,  like,  really pretty.  ❜ ❛  ugh.  can you believe my effin’ mom is here?  ❜ ❛  that’s against the rules and you can’t sit with us.  ❜ ❛  why are you so obsessed with me?  ❜ ❛  ( name ) thinks you’re mad at her because she’s running for spring fling queen.  ❜ ❛  whatever!  those rules aren’t real.  ❜ ❛  ohmygod,  i love your ( accessory/clothing )! where did you get it?  ❜ ❛  you can’t sit with us!  ❜ ❛  now i guess she’s on crack.  ❜ ❛  ohmygod,  i’m not mad at her.  i’m worried about her.  ❜ ❛  sweatpants are all that fits me right now.  ❜ ❛  it’s/that’s so fetch.  ❜ ❛  when nobody votes for her,  she’s going to have a total meltdown.  and who’s going to have to take care of her?  me.  ❜ ❛  fine.  you can walk home,  bitch(es).  ❜ ❛  ohmygod,  you totally have a crush on that guy.  ❜ ❛  she’s not pretty.  i mean,  that sounds bad,  but whatever.  the spring fling queen is always pretty.  ❜ ❛  watch where you’re going,  fatass!  ❜ ❛  i wish that i could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy.  ❜ ❛  the crazy thing is that it should be ( name ) but people forget about her because she’s such a slut.  ❜ ❛  we want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.  ❜ ❛  you dirty little liar!  ❜ ❛  i’ve got to go.  i’m going to bed.  ❜ ❛  he totally complimented you.  that is so fetch!  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry!  i can explain!  ❜ ❛  if someone said something bad about you,  you want me to tell you,  right?  ❜ ❛  coolness!  so,  i’ll/we’ll see you tomorrow.  ❜ ❛  you know i couldn’t invite you.  i had to pretend to be plastic.  ❜ ❛  hold on,  i’m on the other line with ( name ).  ❜ ❛  stop trying to make fetch happen!  it’s not going to happen!  ❜ ❛  buddy,  you’re not pretending anymore.  you’re plastic!  cold,  shiny,  hard plastic!  ❜ ❛  don’t invite ( name )!  she’s driving me nuts!  ❜ ❛  what’s so great about caeser?  brutus is just as cute as caeser.  ❜ ❛  did you have an awesome time?  did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?  ❜ ❛  ( name ) says everyone hates you because you’re such a slut.  ❜ ❛  when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?  ❜ ❛  you try to act like you’re so innocent!  ❜ ❛  i can’t go out.  i’m sick.  ❜ ❛  i/we don’t do this a lot so this is,  like,  a really huge deal.  ❜ ❛  you know what?  it’s not my fault you’re,  like,  in love with me or something!  ❜ ❛  on wednesday’s we wear pink!  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry i laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at barnes and noble.  and i’m sorry i told everyone about it.  and i’m sorry for repeating it now.  ❜ ❛  do you ever go to this school?  ❜ ❛  boo,  you whore!  ❜

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first meeting starters

1: "I think I may have seen you before..."

2: "Hey! Watch it!"

3: "Oh my god are you okay?"

4: "Have we met...?"

5: "Were you at that one party?"

6: "Remember me?"

7: "I know you don't know me but I love your shirt."

8: "Quick, pretend to look like you're talking to me."

9: "Hey, is that your dog?"

10: "Service takes forever here."

11: "Don't mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?"

12: "I wouldn't sit there if I were you."

13: "This is gonna be a long plane ride."

14: "Can you turn that music down?"

15: "People are trying to sleep!"

16: "I'm your new neighbour."

17: "Is that who I think it is?"

18: "Be quiet!"

19: "Is that your son/daughter?"

20: "I've read about you."

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[ 💀 ] @unbreakablerict 

“It’s about fucking time you got back,” he said with no more snark than he would on a normal day. He had heard the front door open and close, signaling that Kirishima had returned. After a couple of days of adjustment, with much screaming at the endless ocean and terrorizing the people of the islands, Katsuki had simmered down into his natural state. Which, by comparison, was a lot easier to deal with. Most people still found him too much, though. 

Luckily for him, Kirishima didn’t seem to be that kind of person. Even Katsuki could agree he was better than most of the fuckwads he found himself interacting with, so much so that he hadn’t even tried killing the other yet, despite their inevitable living together. Katsuki, who was incredibly private and closed off, had never had to share a space with anyone that wasn’t his parents. Sure, as a kid he had the occassional sleepover with the fucking nerd Deku, or his other childhood friends, but being that he was still a teenager, this roommate thing was a whole different story. 

First off, he’d had to set ground rules. Don’t fucking bother him, don’t go into his fucking room, and stay out of the goddamn kitchen when he was cooking. There were at least a hundred other rules that went unsaid, though. Most of his personal rules tended to get ignored by the shitty hair Kirishima though, but at least it didn’t piss Katsuki off as much as it would with other people.

He’d never admit to it, but Kirishima was pretty fucking cool. 

“I made breakfast. Go wash your disgusting hands and get over here, before it gets cold.” Katsuki didn’t really give two shits if Kirishima ate cold food or not, but if he went to the effort of making enough food for both of them and even waited until Kirishima would be back from whatever-the-fuck he went out to do, the idiot better appreciate it. 

He didn’t let his mind linger on how disgustingly domestic they had already started acting. Katsuki continued to remind himself that they were just dealing with shit until they figured out what was going on, like the fucking heroes they are. Things got way too complicated when he allowed himself to overanalyze everything, and he wasn’t about to become Deku and obsess over this shit. 

Katsuki plated two breakfast trays, complete with miso soup, rice, and a few other small dishes that made up a traditional Japanese breakfast. A reminder of home, though he was prepared to shrug it off if Kirishima made any comments about it. 

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[ 💀 ] @gravikinesis

Fuck.  He really fucking hated this shitty situation. Miles, worlds away from the place he called home, this strange place left him feeling unsettled and on edge. Which, considering most of his life experiences, shouldn’t be that unfamiliar of a feeling. Truth be told, he hadn’t really settled since being kidnapped by a bunch of shitty villains, but this was an entirely different kind of unsettled. Things were... somewhat peaceful, here. There were no hero rankings, no villains constantly trying to cause destruction. As a hero in training, he should be happy, right? 

Unfortunately, Katsuki was never happy.

And unfortunately for everyone around him, he’d never been the best at controlling his anger or frustration. Walking down the street, hunched over and simmering like an atomic bomb set to explode any moment, Katsuki glared heatedly at anyone who made eye contact. All these people, they were so fucking weird? How could they just be happy, content, when there were people being ripped from their worlds and tossed onto their streets! It likely had something to do with their wiped memories, as he’d found out when trying to question several citizens upon his arrival.

Maybe he was wrong. Maybe there was a villain at play here, orchestrating this whole ordeal. Just as he started to dwell on this theory, attention slipping away for only a BRIEF MOMENT, someone appeared directly in front of him: collision course, set. It took a split second pivot on his heel to avoid running directly into the girl who seemed occupied by something else, or was otherwise looking to die today.

“Hey! Watch it, fuckmunch!” Katsuki hissed, a growl settling in the back of his throat. It was after the immediate flash of anger that he recognized the person -- a familiar face, aside from his roommate, that is. 

His eyes narrowed upon his realization, brows knitting together in both annoyance and intrigue. He spoke, his tone turning one notch towards a more amicable setting, though it was nigh impossible to tell. “Shit -- Round Face, what are you doing here?!” 

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[ 💀 ] @ruralscientist

He was frustrated.  It wasn’t an unusual feeling for him, but the fact that all the people he spoke to knew nothing about how he arrived was starting to piss him off. More so than usual. It wasn’t entirely his fault, how he came to be screaming at the ocean, but deep down he knew he was partially responsible. He already knew his vocabulary, despite his immense intelligence, wasn’t the best for a public meltdown, but hey. Would you really blame someone who could incinerate an entire island, if he really wanted to? 

“FUCK!” He roared, fists clenched at his side. He clenched his jaw in anger, pissed that he couldn’t do anything about his situation. It was like his kidnapping all over again, though at least he wasn’t tied to a chair and making company with a bunch of stupid ass villains. 

Katsuki was well aware he didn’t look entirely sane, in this very moment. However, he didn’t really think it was anyone’s place to judge him. So when he caught sight of someone staring in his direction, the blond flared his nostrils and turned towards the other person. Perhaps, deep down, he was waiting for someone to notice him. Either way, it probably wasn’t going to end well.

“What the fuck are you looking at, shit-head?” He barked, pointing a finger accusingly at the other. 

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Rip Kirishima

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♚ » he’s feeling pissed the fuck off. not sure why yet.

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howdy, friends!! it has been a while since I’ve done one of these,  and the first time I’ve ever mused this character. woweeeee. anywho, the name’s momo & I’ll hopefully be playing katsuki here for y’all for a  long time!! I’m really excited to be here and I hope we all get along ~. that bein’ said, consider this a STARTER CALL! I’m gonna cap it at like...  let’s say, THREE for now! this counts for both castmates & group members, because I’m not looking to die just YET. I’m all for plotting in IMs or on  discord if the cap is met, though. please hmu!! xx 

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here comes bakugou katsuki, flying in with a loud explosion! application can be found at /app -- hopefully everything is in order :)

Welcome to Koi, Bakugou Katsuki!

You will be housed in Cappuccino Apartments. Congrats on finding your soulmate within Eijirou Kirishima, we hope this city provides the best for the both of you. If you need anything, consult the City Council or Pairing Project at your earliest convenience. Best of luck to you and enjoy your stay! Your welcome package contains a fire hose, a set of kitchen knives, and a horn to censor swears!

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my stupidity sometimes has no limits

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Fucking Deku