[sputniksea]

https://instagram.com/p/BUf1c9XjZt7/

[rosyglosse]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Skzb_Br9U/

[m1lkjug]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd4RDmFhoYx/

[thebootydiaries]

girl in novel: hi my older brother who is 17 years old and popular, do you want breakfast ?

her brother: yes, remember when mom died when you were 4 and our dad is an alcoholic ?

[juliannegriepp]

i Definitely don’t post here enough so here’s a spongebob thing for my internship loll

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

daphne said fuck blue lives

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Daphne’s right but wow this looks like shit

[princemaker-moving-deactivated2]

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

[pglang]

nice joke bro now i'm insecure

[gxnya]

quick shoutout to the friend I had in middle school who, upon hearing that my stepdad didn’t allow me to use our home computer, would PRINT out entire twilight fanfics, staple them together like a book, and bring them to school for me

[monsterlets]

words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird

[monsterlets]

“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

[synqra]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Jt0i7oeOD/

[autisticsprout]

skills include:

going to bathroom 2 hours after deciding to go to bathroom

staying awake all night for literally no reason

being on the ground

snack

[yx0dyssey]

[rosewater1997]

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

people who text me when I’m sleeping or at work have no idea how happy it makes me like finishing work and reading cute messages or waking up and reading sweet messages like I can’t think of anything better REALLY

[muse-whimsy]

Jared he was just 19 

When his parents built a very strange machine

It said “do not enter” but he did proceed

Because he never fucking learned to read

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[offical-potato]