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KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@chris-huy
I made it past lunch all the way to 2pm. I almost gave in a few times but I’m glad I hung in there. A great time to break out some toys and get lost in porn. The ending was totally worth it and I finally did what I keep saying I’m going to do. It’s a little weird but I used a condom and ate my cum out of it. I think I liked it and might do that more often.
Ooooo kinky 🥵 Love to hear it!
So good to have a holiday and just lay her and edge all the way to lunch. Can I make it that long?
Well don't keep us guessing! Did you make it to lunch? 👀
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
this is what prank youtubers and content creators should have been doing this whole time instead of harassing minimum wage service employees at fast food restaurants
Oh my… how big are you guys going? I’m trying to ride a dong that’s 2 inches wide and there ain’t no fucking way it’s going in without someone shoving and me crying. I swear it didn’t look so big when I bought it:(
maybe my butt just wants to be left alone?
More lube and sheer force of will. Everyone can be a bottom 😤😤😤
: { WHY? They didn’t tell me it was going to be harder to get the plug out. That shit hurt enough going in.
Omg same!! Tight twins 👬
when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill
Santi Massa is so fucking hot I can't stand it 😭
Santi Massa is so fucking hot I can't stand it 😭
When you mention piracy to the wrong person and now you have to listen to them talk for 2 hours that we need to support small businesses such as EA and Amazon
buttplugs are ranked by size:
small = curious and gayish
medium = definitely gay and keeping it ready just in case.
large = hopelessly gay and tired of waiting for a king so might as well destroy that anus.
bonus points for any combination of dildo and plug at the same time = super gay champion.
Thankfully I have all sizes so I'm a spectrum 😘✌🏼
Degree of gayness determined by dildo ownership: 0 dildos = confused / questioning. 1 dildo = gay-ish. 2 dildos = confirmed gay. 3 dildos = solidly gay. 4 or more dildos = gay whore.
What degree of gayness is it if I have buttplugs instead of dildos 🤔
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure
All those accounts though….
a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick
we fucked up
I love to see penis. I can not rest until I see them all. Do you like to see them?
It's one of my favorite pastimes. Are you offering to show me some? 👀👀👀
