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Rating: E | Word count: 39,359 | Chapters: 11/11
Check tags! Ron Bashing so if thatās not your thing move along, Dramione HEA
Summary:
It's Hermione's 21st Birthday!
Draco is trying to find the perfect gift for Hermione, but Ron ends up f*cking up his plan.
āYou are being charged with assault on an Auror, Malfoy. You broke Ronās nose, 4 ribs, his left hand was mangled, two fingers were broken on his right hand, not to mention he might not be able to have children as many times as you kicked him in the groin. He had so much internal bleeding that he almost died. This can be punishable by 10 years in Azkaban. Do you have anything to say for yourself?ā
āI should have f*cking k*lled him.ā
Ron should have known not to f*ck with Draco... or the people he cares about.















