Sweetly Winged Creations

Jasper/Charlie | 26 | He/Him Reblog and shit post account. Art Blog: https://awakened-omen-art.tumblr.com/ Banner: @Starryeyedmagpie 🥰 little flower 🌼 🐔 i will maul you 💖

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[tatters-the-bat]

My favorite YTP jokes in no particular order:

Cutting off big numbers to be really small, especially monetary values ("Owns a business worth 1.2 dollars" "Biggest in the world! Holds two")

Game show YTPs where the completely nonsensical answer the contestants give is actually correct

Introduction sections that are artificially extended because the same guy keeps appearing over and over between other people, bonus points if the additional copies of the guy are actually edited to be there afterward

saus will never not be funny

A very animated movement or expression like a gasp or a laugh being reversed midway through

When a commercial says something like "cool, right?" and then immediately goes "No, wrong, this is actually completely normal"

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

imagining jon archivist smiling right now. heh. feeling kinda sick and twisted. heh. a mere glimpse into the evil lair of my mind palace would make most simply go insane

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

and here we see a demonstration of the cognitohazardous effects of exposure to my psyche. this is what liking jonathan does to you

[baleful-meat-worm]

never get invested in jonathan guys it's not worth it

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[fantasmadebarovia]

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[dedbenedict]

if benny was a vampire what vtm clan would he be in

malkavian toreador

[laterkiss]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

[fairycosmos]

"sorry for spam liking" sorry for redirecting the asteroid from planet earth thats what you sound like. thats literally what you sound like

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[bumi05]

why R U so cute🫠

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[polarity-disturbed]

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

[polarity-disturbed]

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

[polarity-disturbed]

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.