My Virtues Uncounted

Just a Hozier appreciation blog

[m00kieblaylock]

From Hozier’s Likes. Stop it or I will cry. 💔

[popstarryeyed]

oh hey, it's dara munnis! he's a photographer who worked with hozier a lot in the early days and he was an absolute gift to the fandom

a short list of the Good Content dara munnis has blessed us with:

the rooftop cherry wine video (and accompanying photoshoot)

the jackie and wilson video

this clip of andrew singing "superstition"

baby elwood!

the pic with kittens from the behind-the-scenes of the official cherry wine video

seriously, just search dara munnis's twitter for hozier and bask in the amazing concert photos and fun banter and sweet responses to fans. he's awesome and i'm glad to see that he and andrew are still friends

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

[dragonsrequiem]

I got less than an hour of sleep last night. Please Lord let this cheat code work like “Moolah”.

[fanficparker]

lmao let me save this

[desertpups]

EXIT/IN, Nashville, May 12th '23

📷@catherinepowell

[hrtsuit]

Streaming Service Rant

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.

[amvs]

I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content and i encourage everyone else to do the same! Don’t be a little bitch like chemychems and jump aboard the ship, matey!

I Am Once Again Posting Web Lonks

https://soap2day.to/ tv + movies

https://twist.moe/ anime

http://mangakatana.com/ manga

https://libgen.is/ books (includes textbooks!)

https://gfxdrug.com/ https://shareae.com/after-effects-presets/ adobe shit

[imawitchywitch]

Andrew, this is the sluttiest photo I have EVER seen!

(I wasn’t able to find the photographer to credit, let me know if you do!)

[worldscissoringchampion]

Pick ur gender

cowboy

alien

sea nymph

vampire

poltergeist

swamp thang

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2023

[blorbopoll2]

Iconic Tumblr Blorbo : Round 1

MOST ICONIC TUMBLR BLORBO

Miette (From real life)

Shoto Todoroki (My Hero Academia)

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

[blorbopoll2]

You FIGHT against Miette?? You freeze her body like a an ice cube? oh! oh! Jail for little man Jail for little man for one thounsand years!!!!

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

???

[desertpups]

hozier: ALL THINGS END 🖤

[in-this-light-on-this-evening]

I love seeing our collective breakdown because Hozier changes his profile pic and is lowkey announcing things without announcing anything. We share one brain cell, don’t we 💜

[farmlesbians]

stole this from the tl but i need to know

[farmlesbians]

stole this from the tl but i need to know

[hozierpicfic]

*sees that men aren't pretty*

Hozier during the Dublin Academy shows literally exists

I know right! The evidence is all there!

Been desperately trying to find that picture of him looking up at the leaves as proof but I am apparently useless at finding things 😂

[hozierpicfic]

Picture found by the glorious @addcolortomysky and their supernatural ability to find whatever picture I’m whining about not being able to find 😂😂

[hozierpicfic]

Another picture to show that men are pretty with Hozier as proof from @romagirl

Please continue this trend by adding onto this your own prettiest Hozier picture so that we can all bask in his male prettiness

[addcolortomysky]

Oh we want Pretty Hozier?? Pretty Man Extraordinaire Andrew Hozier-Byrne????? Please, allow me:

[carmen-berzattos]

Also consider these:

[dast-hausen]

[constantmoon]

[constantmoon]

The half face selfie is back!

[the-ginger-hedge-witch]

Praise kink? Do I have a praise kink? *Laughs* Sir, I was an honors student…Of course, I do.

[sacrilegy]

i hate that i’m inevitably going to become a selling point for christianity.

i will be the challenge in my parent’s testimony. the thing that shook their faith but that they overcame in the end. they will talk about how my transness, my sexuality, and my abandoning the faith was a mountain they had to climb. a bump in the road successfully overcome with god’s help.

i will be sold to bright-eyed christians who just want to find comfort in their religion, and they will never hear my side of the story. they won’t hear about how i cried myself to sleep and begged god to take my queerness away. they won’t hear how i made myself sick knowing that my parent’s unconditional love would become less unconditional when they found out i no longer believed in their god. they would never know how i laid in bed and dreamed about being adopted by a different couple, one that didn’t raise me to hate myself. they would never know how i choked back tears when my closest friends talked about how disgusting being trans was. they won’t know that i have never loved myself and more than when i accepted the reality of my gender and sexuality. they won’t know that i have never loved the world and people around me than when i left christianity. they won’t know that in all my years of life, i have never been happier than now, because now i’m free.

and even if they did believe me (because after all, there is no good without christianity!), they wouldn’t care. because i’m not a real person. i’m a character in a fairy tale being spoon fed to them. i’m the tragic victim that was misguided by the greatest antagonist in history. but my parents resisted the villain, and maintained their loyalty all along. they watched me be dragged away by the sin of the world but nevertheless, they persisted.

i will be weaponized, potentially against people going through the same things as me. my story will be used to shame some and boost the egos of others. the nuances of my experiences will be watered down and i will be turned into a hammer used to pound christian rhetoric into the heads of others, and that makes me sick.