i mean his jokes might be lame but i clearly don't want to get eaten by boss, yeah it's clear that i definitely don't want to haha. but he seriously could and i won't complain
also, what's me and my attraction to serious guys suddenly laughing?
and don't judge me but the way he's just floating there is pretty cute and hot
but like seriously though, who doesn't want to be carried by those arms 👀 oh to be eugene
anyways i suck at closing paragraphs so here's a low quality pic of smol joan looking up at tall boss
This is a good ship actually. Very headcanon based. (their fucking photos are so different in size kill me)
General Oumaede Headcanons
Kokichi likes to just collapse onto Kaede's stomach and bury his face into her chest. It's not a kink thing (ace rights baby), he just enjoys the warmth and comfort of being so close to her.
In turn, she gets a lot of comfort from having her arms around him. She feels like she can protect him that way :)
They both have ADHD and autism and one of the ways it manifests is in poor emotional intelligence- so they work out a way to make sure to always tell each other when they need a break, when they need comfort, etc.
Kaede fidgets a lot, and she loves messing with Kokichi's hair! Combing it with her hands, making little braids without tying them off, she fusses with it a lot. In turn, she lets him play with her hands whenever he wants to.
They both carry stim toys for each other,,,, love is forgetting your fidget toy at home and your partner getting you one from their bag.
Fanny pack buddies. They have matching pins on them as well.
Kaede actually likes to help out with Kokichi's jokes and minor pranks, as long as they aren't mean (ie, the victim can't laugh when it's over). In turn, being with her has actually calmed him down a lot- he never really knew how much his words affected people.
Clasping hands a lot!!!! They do a lot of low-key PDA, and hand holding is one of the most constant ones. The others are quick pecks on the cheeks and resting their heads on each other.
Kokichi isn't the biggest fan of classical music but he'll drink three cups of espresso and pinch himself the whole way through one of her concerts if need be.
Kokichi is the jealous one in the relationship;; though a lot of guys do hit on Kaede, as she's a very pretty girl. He usually just goes up to them and insults them until they leave. She only allows it because they make her uncomfortable, though she makes sure to tell him when it's someone she knows!
They both hate cooking;;; they both find it boring and think they could be doing better things with their time. They buy a lot of 5-10 minute meals from Costco.
Honestly I don't see them as ever having kids, but I can see them being involved in their friends kids lives!! They just don't have the sex drive to build a kid, and even if they did neither of them are hyped about it, so they decided not to have any.
Me corté por descuido y brotó tinta. Tinta negra. Tinta que de pronto usé para escribir(te). Del papel nacieron versos que de pronto se escurrieron entre sueños para enamorar(te). Tinta negra fuera de control y papeles por doquier. Poemas sin sentido y versos que dedico. Pedazos del alma que plasmó para renacer (contigo).
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