Reasons You Shouldn’t Be a Sugar Baby
Warning: Unpopular Opinions Ahead
There are some fun posts floating around the tags that have been irking the hell out of me, so I want to make it really clear the reasons you should not be a sugar baby.
1. You are the type of friend that consistently fishes for compliments by down-talking yourself. Sugaring is about marketing yourself as a luxury commodity worthy of investment. If you are the type of person that people feed positivity to because you dump negativity - do not enter the sugar bowl. That backfires with sugar daddies and POTs. You say “Oh yeah but I’m so fat haha lol ;) ;)” and they think “Well I guess I don’t have to offer her as much as the next heaux.” ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT SHIT IS DISINGENUOUS. No one can create your confidence for you, AND it’s no one else’s job. It is your job. Sugaring is 80% confidence. If you don’t have it, you’re chum for the sharks.
And? That shit is annoying. Literally every time someone does that to me I go “Well I’m sorry you feel that way.” And just move on.
2. You have some sort of personality or anxiety disorder which makes it impossible* for you to go out and meet new people (i.e. men). Yeah, this probably makes me very unpopular for saying the basic-est most obvious thing. Being an online sugar baby is basically being a cam girl and NO shade to cam girls - but that’s a totally different ball game from sugaring. SOME sugar babies can make it in the online-only realm and those heaux are like… I don’t know 1 out of 1000. I am not cut out to be a cam girl because I’m not very photogenic and I have a day job that requires I never have nudes leak onto the internet or anywhere else. You’re not cut out to be a cam girl either if you thinking camming is just being a whack-ass sugar baby. 95% of the time an SD is going to expect to see you, in person.
3. You are violently opposed to doing anything to improve your appearance. I’ve basically read every iteration of “I don’t want to brush my hair, can I still get a SD?” Like seriously? The fuck? Fun Fact That No One Wants to Admit: Most sugar babies are probably a 6-8 out of 10 on an off day. I have no problem admitting that I’m probably a 6-7. We are not all supermodels. For those of you that are - bless your genes. But I am not the one. This isn’t a lack of self-confidence; it’s self-awareness. Now. When I have my hair done, make-up to slay, an outfit where my waist is snatched, my tits are so high I can rest on them like a pillow, and my ass looks like I just came back from Brazil? Bitch please, I am a shiny dime. This is a superficial world. If that offends you on some deep personal spiritual kumbaya-ass level, may I suggest - another line of work?
4. You’re lazy. Yes. I motherfucking SAID IT. Sugaring is hard work. It’s sending out messages, taking great photos, constantly checking emails and profiles, following up on POTs who are 90% salts. It’s going out on first dates, getting rejected, having people ghost, it’s WORK. If you don’t want to put in the work, don’t do it! You will waste your time. It’s not sit there, look pretty, rack in 10k. and YES - 95% of the time that means you will have to FUCK your SD. I’m not even going to talk about platonic sugar babies because as far as I’m concerned that shit is like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster or the New Jersey Devil - I can’t prove it doesn’t exist… but the evidence that it does exist is shaky at best.
5. You have a sex negative attitude / Old men repulse you. Girl bye. I can’t even. Good luck. How stupid and naive you must be to believe that even though you can’t stand old men… you can somehow get them to pay you for your company? Are you Viola Davis or Julia Roberts? Because you better be an Oscar-winning actress for that shit. You think any wealthy man wants to spend time with someone who cringes every time you touch them? You think THAT’S what they want to invest their money in?
6. You haven’t done the research / You don’t listen to advice. How many times have I seen posts that say “OMGZ I totally wanna be a sugar baby now heheehhehe wut do i do?!” Meanwhile. The tag. Is filled. With advice. Reading is fundamental people. Funda-fucking-mental. If you want specific advice. Ask. Specific. Questions. To. Specific. People. Bloggers who are good at the thing you want to do. Do your research and don’t waste people’s time.
I’m so sorry but I just had to get all that shit off my chest.
Not everyone is cut out to be a sugar baby.
Wanting to be a sugar baby is not enough.
Being cute is not enough.
*Note: I said impossible. I know many sugar babies, escorts, FSSW, etc. who have some kind of anxiety disorder which makes it difficult for them to go out and meet new people. But they are able to work through it somehow and get the shmoney. There is a difference between difficult and impossible.
