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[norahsdove]

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[crazysodomite]

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

[crazysodomite]

i dont even want to do this

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[sludgebitch]

it was around this point i considered i may be playing this game in a way that is unnecessarily stressful

[airplaner]

I am completely in love with how you are depicting fighter planes

Thank you, I find them fun as well! Theyre super high strung, and being kept on bases or aircraft carriers for long stretches of time only makes things worse. Most of them are only really at ease when they’re performing high G force maneuvers or speeding through the air at 400mph. When theyre off base, their training and conditioning causes them to see planes outside of their squadrons as potential threats. Many civilian planes are right to be wary around them

[dinoserious]

sphinx icon for @tumblebuggo \o/

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[sunflowers666]

i wouldnt make the capra demon comptop. id let her bottom. id make her feel rlly special

[xultraviolentlightx]

Grabbing her bunny ears and fucking her mouth.

[scooterplastic]

Redraw 🥩🥩🥩

[contemptible-scoundrel]

youre going to suck whatever I pull out of this beekeeper suit

[testmule]

Can’t see shit

[chrliekclly]

confuse spell