Slitherclaw/Virgo - requested by @dquuot
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Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
almost home
Peter Solarz

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Xuebing Du
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola

ellievsbear
Not today Justin

Andulka
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@sweetsweetworldofbee
Slitherclaw/Virgo - requested by @dquuot
Today I ask myself how humanity will end. I don't think it's because of any kind of virus but because of his own stupidity like people killing themself for paper toilett. Jeez ! At first we're animals, just lick your ass don't kill people.
Me: Starting to have a social life, get over depression and axiety, being happy again, go into a great school of design for an internship, happy to go at school. For short life improving
Covid-19: School close in France, travel cancelled, being isolate, avoid social event
Me: 😭
The one hundred time Dragonfly flirts with Firefly (Part III)
Dragonfly: You're lucky Firefly, today I want to do my good deed of the month. Less selfish goal... This kind of stuff...So what's up ?
Firefly: My light bulb burned-out, I wait for an electrician.
Dragonfly: I can help you !
Firefly: You can ?
*Five minutes later*
Firefly: Did you just put some Highlighter on my ass ?
Dragonfly: And now you glow again beetch !
Double Personality (Part I)
Bee: You should always say “please” and “thank you”.
Wasp: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.
Bee: Not what I meant, but still progress considering that your satan on earth.
The one hundred time Dragonfly flirts with Firefly (Part II)
Firefly: What’s your type?
Dragonfly: Cute, smart yet kinda dumb, has a temper
Firefly: Sounds kinda like me. Too bad you’re not interested.
Dragonfly: Did I mention dumb?
Firefly: yeah
Dragonfly: Just making sure
*The next day*
Bee: Your plan works ?
Dragonfly: Shut the hell up.
The one hundred time Dragonfly flirts with Firefly (Part I)
Dragonfly: Would you like to come over to my place and eat what my mum made?
Firefly: What did your mum make?
Dragonfly: Me.
Firefly: Are you flirting with me ?
Dragonfly, ironically: Of course no.
Firefly: Oh, so did your mum make a cake ?
Why Butterfly hate Ladybug ?
Bee: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Black Cat?
Black Cat: No.
Butterfly: I do
Bee: I know, Butterfly
Butterfly: I'm still sad after all those years
Bee: I know, Butterfly.
Black cat: Wait you were in love with Ladybug, I through you hate her.
Butterfly: I love her. And I hate her because it's hurt. She's the worst personne in the whole multivers.
Wasp: That's me, but nevermind.
When your name fit
Dragonfly: How are you ?
Bee: Since when you care ?
Dragonfly: Trying to do good deed, don't complain.
Bee: I was thinking about names. Not mine or shitty Wasp's but yours. I mean your name means flying dragon but your're clearly not one.
Dragonfly: Did you remember when Butterfly stole my macarons ?
Bee: Ok, makes sense. But you don't have to make her cry. She's done that too much for my sanity. Speaking of the devil, flying butter ? Wtf ?
Dragonfly: She eat a lot of pastries.
Bee: And Ladybug ?
Dragonfly: She's our queen and our model because she's too pure for us. She's actually a real lady.
Bee: And this new girl ? Firefly ?
Dragonfly: Her ass is on fire. And I'm gonna eat it.
Fanfiction fever
Dragonfly, writing quickly on her laptop: It would be the best ever !
Ladybug: Hey Drag, what are you doing ?
Dragonfly: I'm writing a fanfiction about Ladybug and Cat Noir, instead of just there story it's like 3 generations with five books for each one.
Ladybug: What ?
Dragonfly, panicked: Nothing, you're dreaming, come back to bed, everything is gonna be fine.
Ladybug: Oh, ok.
*Later*
Ladybug: Hey Drag, I did this weird dream, you were writing Fanfiction about me and Black Cat.
Dragonfly, laughing nervously, close her laptop: Yes, weird, everybody knows that I couldn't write.
The truth about Wasp
*Butterfly, Ladybug and Dragonfly do something stupid*
Wasp: What absolute fucking idiots.
Wasp: Can’t believe I’d die for them.
Black Cat, just arrived, surprise: What did you just say ?
Wasp: Can't believe they aren't die yet ! If you heard something else, I'll kill you slowly !
Double Personality (Part I)
Black Cat: I heard you have a dark side.
Bee: That’s what draws people to me.
Black Cat: Your dark side?
Bee : Sure. Why? Don’t you have a dark side? I know, you’re one of those cheerful people who don’t their “i’s” with little hearts.
Black Cat: That’s not true. I have just as much of a dark side as the next person. When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That is a dark side.
Bee: Oh you have way more a dark side than me in that case. I just have an evil personality named Wasp, we also called her satan.
Black Cat: What ?
Bee: And she will kill you in cold blood if you hurt Ladybug.
Wasp: Oh hell yes !
Worst than expected
Wasp: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Wasp:
Butterfly: And...?
Wasp: And you are. But it's worst than expected.
Who cares ?
Butterfly: Underneath this cool exterior, there is a sad human being.
Wasp: And nobody cares
Chocolate milk
Ladybug: I can’t believe how I've messed up. At this point, I’m just drinking my problems away.
Dragonfly: …
Dragonfly: That’s chocolate milk.
Ladybug: Of course, yes I know, I shouldn't
The cold hands of death
Ladybug, covering Butterfly’s eyes with a stupid smile: Guess who!
Butterfly: Either Ladybug or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Ladybug, sad: It's Ladybug!
Butterfly: Damn it.
Ladybug, crying: Why do you want to die so much ? I love you !
Not in this univers
Ladybug: How my god they are dating !
Bee: Dragonfly succeed to confess ?
Ladybug: No my doppelganger from another world ! With Cat ! I know that I could make it !
Bee: You know what would be better ? That you actually date cat, in this world.
Ladybug: Are going out of our mind or it's just Wasp release ?