Rolling dice

Love painting, tattoos, beer, whiskey.

[hetheria]

[danger]

[thefrictioninurjeans]

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrytexastoast]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[pastelgothaesthetic]

Dead 💀

[thepersonalquotes]

[darktwistedsadness-deactivated2]

Ou I know this too well

[asking-the-death]

You need a private talk? Just send me an ask!:)

[thegoodvybe]

[why-am-i-breathing-deactivated2]

I’ve seen more spine on jellyfish and more guts on eleven year old kids

[darktwistedsadness-deactivated2]

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK AND DRIVE YOURSELF HOME. I HOPE THERES ICE ON ALL THE ROADS AND YOU CAN THINK OF ME WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR SEATBELT AND AGAIN WHEN YOUR HEAD GOES THROUGH THE WINDSHEILD

[hockey-time-machine]

fun fact: a Zamboni leaking transmission fluid looks a lot like a hit and run crime scene

[alicediavore]

WHERE´S FRANCIS

[kaelang12]

YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE KILLED BY A ZAMBONI

[yermemeblog]

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

[animusrox]

Halloween (1978) | dir. John Carpenter

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[serotnin]

big heart energy

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