Rhythm Is a Dancer

Hi Camp Firewood! My name's Chloe and I'm a dance instructor and counselor. If you need any help you can message me here or find me in the camp's studio! Don't be a stranger.

[bluejeanbaby]

I know right? It’s probably not true, but Weezer does sound hella like Nirvana when they do covers of them. Don’t do drugs kids, or else you’ll be like me. Crying over conspiricay theories and cute men.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

I’ve honestly never heard Weezer cover one of their songs before. Can you post one for me on here so I can check it out?

Sounds like a fun thing to be crying over?

[bluejeanbaby]

I have spent my entire day reading conspiracy theories that Rivers Cuomo (singer for Weezer) is actually Kurt Cobain? Can we just talk about this for two seconds????? Can you imagine? I mean honestly I already had such a crush on Rivers (he has that awkward short boy thing going for him) and now it’s just?? Let me hug dat boi.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

....the hell?

That’s one I never heard of before.

[jackthehummel-blog]

Back in Lima, yeah. His name’s Kade Ethan Hummel.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Awww! How old is he? I so want to see pics!

[berryryan]

Yup.

Eh, they said shit, but I don’t remember any of it. That would involve me actually caring.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

...You did it again. Do you have fun answering questions that way?

I think it’s cute. It’s like being a kid named Lynn Lynn. Hmmm. I should totally do that for a pet. Just to confuse people. 

Is the camp the same as you remember it?

[jackthehummel-blog]

That’s certainly what I was going for. Unfortunately…no. Not for awhile anyways, because I gained a sensible side when I became a father.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Wait. You have a kid?

[berryryan]

Yup.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Did you..did you just answer two questions with one answer? 

Evan Evans...That’s different. How were the kids with you growing up? 

[jackthehummel-blog]

My cabin at some random time this week. The guys and I are going to make sure to keep it small, but still have a great time.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Small is good. It’ll give me a chance to meet the others are get to know them. Will there be booze?

[berryryan]

Any city. It’s Evan.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Any city? Were you traveling around? 

........Isn’t your last name Evans?

[berryryan]

Not sure where I would be. Maybe a beach, maybe the city, who knows? But nice to meet you Chloe.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Which city? And you never did tell me your name.

[jackthehummel-blog]

Yeah, family and friends in general.

In cool kid terms, a small party.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

I loooooooove parties!!! When’s it happening?

[berryryan]

So far, so good.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

That’s great! If you were back home would you be out on the beach, too? Or somewhere just as nice?

Oh! I don’t think I ever told you my name throughout this entire conversation. I’m Chloe Lynn!

[berryryan]

Yes.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Those things always smelled so funny. 

Are you enjoying the 4th? I decided to keep around the camp to spend time with the kids who weren’t able to go to town.

[fallonflanagan-deactivated20170]

Not necessary, I’ve taken some advice and they’re not as bad now.

They have time to do their own thing, just not when I’m trying to do my job.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Well there you go! That’s great someone was able to help you out. I’ve only been here a couple days so I’ve not had too much time with the campers yet. 

[berryryan]

Off and on

[sweetxchloe-blog]

That sounds like it’s a pretty cool job. You get to enjoy the sun all day and swim whenever you feel like it. Of course you keep people from drowning, so that’s extra cool.

Did you have to practice on those dummy guy things? When you were learning how to do all those lifeguardy stuffs.

[jackthehummel-blog]

Yeah, my family’s a bit more relaxed about life plans, but my grandparents are a whole different story. They just have everyone’ best interests at heart I believe, but I can definitely understand where you’re coming from. Well, I’m planning on starting up a little get together between cabins, so if you’re interested, the door is open.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Are your grandparents a big part of your life?

What sort of get together? 

[berryryan]

I’m the new lifeguard.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Oooh! Have you done that for long?

[jackthehummel-blog]

I believe that you’ll find it soon. There’s a few other cool things that happened last year, I’ll be sure to tell you sometime soon.

Sounds like a plan.

[sweetxchloe-blog]

Eh. Probably. I’m in no rush to have things figured out. My parents on the other hand are telling me I should have some type of plan. Which I will. Right now though I just like where I am. Oooh! Really? I love learning new things so I’ll totally wait, impatiently, for you to share it with me.