SWERVDCITY.

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ok actually some of the asks are getting intense and annoying. i'm gonna start fresh, pls like this if you want the new url. just annoyed with the amount of shit i receive like i don't really care what they say, i just hate the amount of it. GROW UPPP.

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keep trying to hide, it's not going to be hard to find you. who the fuck else is going to be running some shitty "punk inspired" blog with hockey players who can see ghosts. bffr bestie

wait you have a point

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ok actually some of the asks are getting intense and annoying. i'm gonna start fresh, pls like this if you want the new url. just annoyed with the amount of shit i receive like i don't really care what they say, i just hate the amount of it. GROW UPPP.

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racist, drug addict, league of legends player. you cannot be serious.

this is so true. this is why my skin isn't clear.

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guys while i'm at it i'm gonna post some of my unhinged asks. idk WHY my blogs have been sentenced to hell though i have my ideas.

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how tf do you boop people. i come back on this dash after DIYing rehab for like a week and now we are booping people. did we bring back facebook poking.

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hi hii i love you all. just wanted to drop an activity/life update on the dash since ive been almost radio silent. by no means do you have to read all of it, but just know i might not be online for a bit until i get my shit together! if inactivity bothers u at all, feel free to hardblock me if you so desire. tw for drug abuse, substance abuse, self harm.

ive struggled with substance abuse problems for a big part of my life, almost ALWAYS exacerbated by anxiety and my chronic stomach problems. i was clean from painkillers for almost 8 months (give or take) and i relapsed this week. i talked with my partner about it and weve already discussed plans of action, but so far, ive been good for the past 4 days so thats a winnnn.

i can already feel a MASSIVE difference in my body since. i've been trying my best to keep myself healthy these past couple of days, and at the least feel like a living person, and its really fucking difficult. i dont have a lot going on for me rn, so theres not much i can do to distract myself. i did hang out with one of my long time besties last night and had a blast, so that was really really awesome.

i have a support system, i'm safe, and i know from here its back to the uphill battle. it can feel really really bleak, and its honestly been incredibly embarrassing to even acknowledge a relapse or that i had a problem in the first place. but im really grateful that i'm truly in a place and surrounded by people who care for me and want to see me get better.

if ive been super silent lately, this is why. i try to tend to me relationships the best i can, because i do care for them truly, and i love chatting with my tumblr besties. ive just been exhausted and havent had the capacity to even say "heyyy im going thru it im going dark for a bit." but please know im not ghosting you or anything, i just havent had the brain power to say whats going on.

i will be here though! soon! when i feel better and capable of doing so! i wont lie, i LOVE writing here even though it kicks my ass sometimes. its become such an important creative outlet for me, and despite the Problems, i feel safe and happy in my community. i love writing with yall, i love the people with make up and making them kiss, i love reading and writing lore. its really important to be as a hobby, so you definitely will see me back.

i might pop on the dash every now and then to say hi and yell about stuff, i might draft sum shit up soon, but im going to be prioritizing getting my shit together for the time being.

xoxo godsip girl

[britainstreasure-archive]

𝖸𝖠𝖱𝖠 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖩𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖧 | 𝖢𝖧𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖭 𝖲𝖧𝖮𝖯 𝖣𝖠𝖳𝖤 [ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ⁱⁱ / ɪɴꜱᴩᴏ ]

[britainstreasure-archive]

𝖸𝖠𝖱𝖠 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖩𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖧 | 𝖢𝖧𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖭 𝖲𝖧𝖮𝖯 𝖣𝖠𝖳𝖤 [ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ⁱ / ɪɴꜱᴩᴏ ]

[britainstreasure-archive]

“     it's    jonah     here    in    the    studio        ,         dishing    out    some     𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘     𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖    for     you    !          i'm    like    everyone    else    in    this    town     who     moved     out    here    hoping    to     be    an    actor     or     in     a     band.        some    work    in     catering       ,        others    valet    parking    and    me    ?           𝚁𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙾    !    “

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hi u guys hiiii how have u beeeen

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hi guys, i am once again coming on the dash to say i'm in a bit of a financial bind and i'm taking pay-what-you-can/sliding scale commissions! full blogs packs (header, pinned, pfp, divider, and psd) are $10-20, carrds are $5-25 depending on coding/difficulty but highly negotiable, and psd's are just $5 a pop! here's my graphics examples, and my carrd examples are at @zer0carrds <3

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my vacation for this week got cancelled. year ruined part TWOOO

[bludboy]

             [     ...     ]               𝐇𝐄   𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐘   be   offended,    right    ?    he   went   all   the   way   there,    for   fuck's   sake    ...    even   told   luiza   that   he's   busy,    that   their   boy   has   a   job   to   do    —    and   actual,    paid   one    ...    with   ADULT   MONEY,    and   there   goes   this   fucker,    looking   at   him   like   he   can't   even   cut   a   cucumber   correctly    (    yes,    he   saw   that   kendall   jenner   video   and   laughed   for   twenty-minutes   straight    ).    "    yeah    ...    ?    d'you   see   anyone   else   here    ?     "    it   it   'cause   he   doesn't   look   like   a    '    marcus    '    or   'cause   he   doesn't   look   like   ryan   reynolds   in   a   shitty   latex   suit    ?    mercenaries   come   in   all   shapes   and   sizes    !!    "    ...    look,    are   you   'gonna   waste   my   fucking   time    ?    'cause   i   could   very   much   be   going   on   a   date   with   the   they   of   my   dreams   right   now,    "

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“ i’m sorry, i’m sorry. ”   and this apology is a hair genuine, not just some appeasement behavior. miles, no matter how many braincells he lacks, know this isn’t cool. it’s fucking uncouth. and, though the bar is incredibly low, miles is embarrassed. but   :   “ i probably look like a complete jackass right now. and you’re probably right. ” this is going to be an attempt on marcus’ heartstrings. a sigh. posture deflates as he rips his vape, blowing smoke away from marcus. a sign of respect in frat boy language. “ i just   …   i don’t got a lot of money right now                   ” nevermind the brand new cart on his pen. anyways. “                   but i legit think you could be the only person who could help me. you don’t seem easily freaked out. i’m sure you could handle a demon or something. me ??? i can’t. and i got a legion of ghosts who won’t let me sleep or anything until i fix this. do you know what it’s like to be cockblocked by your own grandmother’s ghost ??? it’s not fun man. it’s not cool. can we just consider this an IOU, maybe set up a payment plan or something ??? ”

[eviefyres]

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2 send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

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“ i like those odds. ” ╰ @miercolaes

JOSEY HAS NEVER BEEN ONE TO BACK DOWN FROM DANGER   :   oh, in fact, the little freak has always embraced it. a grin spreads across his face, he bounces at the knees and teeters on his heels. the door, it scorches his hands, and it’s evident in the way the smell of burnt flesh starts to permeate the air. his flesh sizzles and pops like burning grease on a frying pan. “ alright. whatever we bring out, we have to put back. i’m already on his bad side after that last stunt. i don’t want no pitchforks in my ass or anythin’ like that. ” ok, it’s starting to hurt. he winces, but he maintains his excited demeanor. the door rattles, and something claws at it. flames lick from under the sides. this basement is getting fucking hot. “ got it ? promise ??? ”

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“ are you really going to make me ask? ” ╰ @3atmaggots

oh, poor logan. nervous, uncomfortable as always   …   and he won’t ever show it, but the way his big wet eyes get a fraction bigger and his eyebrows knit could be a tell. hair unkempt, hands clutching a glass of the cheapest whiskey money could barely by, he sighs   :   “ you’re not special, eva. ” the smell of blood and decomposition sits in his nostrils, and his nose crinkles when he takes his sip. like tasting the mess in the back of his throat. though peppermint stains under his nose, the scent of an unchecked corpse will always be strong. tired, nauseous, and wanting to get back to bed. ugh. logan cocks and eyebrow   :   “ so yes. i’m going to make you ask   …   and i don’t do favors. ”