Swervtastic

I reblog anything but not everything

[shuploc]

Drawing of "The Vampire Lestat" 🦇🎤

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[carolsturka]

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[emziess]

Hudson Williams arriving at the Giorgio Armani fashion show in Milan

[meltesh28]

animated the thornring scene from deltarune chapter 4 weird route!

youtube link

[trustlife2day]

Eboni Hogan’s embroidery 2020(IG: the_wreckshop)

Nottoway Plantation in White Castle, Louisiana 2025

Art imitates life- Life imitates art.

[h3avylove-deactivated20150526]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[sirflodgypodgy]

reblogging for whomever needs it

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[kittykia]

RYAN SAID THAT STACK WOULD DO SMOKE'S HAIR AND PICK OUT HIS OUTFITS- IM SO SADDDDD 😭😭😭

like smoke protected them but stack took care of them MY SHAYLASSSSSS

[fedoraspooky]

Me when someone asks about even the smallest details involving my ocs/characters I like:

[sm-baby]

[sm-baby]

this was meant for OCs in general, not ships, but man my brain has been so unironically this the past few days

[keikoyume]

Can we normalize this?

Like please please please??

[sandmandaddy69]

[tortiefrancis]

[ID: picture of a person's hand in the foreground and of a museum exhibit in the background. the person wears two bracelets, and their hand is open wide. they have two fingers missing: the thumb and the ring finger. the exhibit is the presumably missing hand of a statue, displayed inside a glass box. this hand has only two fingers, the thumb and the ring finger. it is also wide open. end ID]

[raccoonboywrites]

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you