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What the fuck do you want? Order something or get out. [Rp blog associated with Dangan Brothel! NSFW warning, I will still tag it, however!]

[swhlbartender-blog]

offline yeah

im gonna go to bed i have shcool in the morning and its like 2 am goodnight friends!

[swhlbartender-blog]

I don't know about you guys, but I've sold a lot of fucking drinks.

Maybe because they need to get drunk before they even consider getting with half of you guys.

[sirkirigiri]

I’ll have you know I wear boxers, thank you very much. And I too was also joking.

[swhlbartender-blog]

Look, I never asked what type of underwear you fucking wear. You keep that shit to yourself, I'd rather not know.

Glad to know that you found a sense of humor, old man. Always nice to hear.

[sirkirigiri]

If you have a problem with the one who’s running this brothel you can leave.

[swhlbartender-blog]

It was a joke, old man. No need to get your authoritative panties in a bunch.

[sirkirigiri]

I am going to check the stocks right now and if we are losing money then I swear to GOD;

You’re all going to fucking pay for it even I have to drag you all onto the streets, I kid you not.

[swhlbartender-blog]

...Shut the fuck up, old man.

[swhlsukumizu]

"Ehehehe~"

She smiled, taking a deep gulp of the cocktail, leaning a bit too far back before smiling at him again.

"Jus’ one more before we go~! Les’ finish off the night with… a slow, comfortable screw, alright~~~?"

[swhlbartender-blog]

Well, you seem to be enjoying the Fruit Fly. Guess you shouldn't judge based on their names, then.

Figures that you'd want one more drink. Alright, what'll it b-

He stops mid sentence, after realizing what she said. Did she mean a drink? Did she mean...something else? He honestly didn't know.

U-Uh...I....I'm g-gonna assume you meant a drink. W-What'll it be then, k-kid?

[swhlsukumizu]

"Whaaat!? How stingy…!"

"Super rude…"

Aoi took the drink anyway, giving him a stern look before sipping… it was certainly strong, but the sweet fruit balanced it out enough for her to smile.

"…you got lucky this time~"

[swhlbartender-blog]

Hey, I'm not rude. I just...speak the truth. A lot.

I got lucky? I'm not marshmellow head, kid. That was all me. No luck involved. You want anything else before I close up shop for now? Hurry it up, though. I'm tired as hell.

[swhlbartender-blog]

❀❀

aaaAAAA

SA ME T O YOU  F RIEND OH GOLy

[swhlbartender-blog]

it's really hard to copy and paste but I. love your Matsuda ahh,,

yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T HANK YOU SO MUCH

[swhlbartender-blog]

❀ like 50 million ok

th an k u v much  friend

[swhlsukumizu]

"Hmmm…! Alright, then~! Les’ try a Fruit Fly!"

Aoi smiled at him, nodding enthusiastically.

"Although the name sounds pretty gross… if it doesn’t taste good, I’m gonna blame you~"

[swhlbartender-blog]

Alright. If it tastes bad, you're still gonna have to pay for it.

He puts a fruit cocktail and ice in a blender, adding some syrup and whiskey occasionally. He's never made it before, but it seems simple enough.

Here you go, kid. Drink up. If it tastes bad, drink it anyways.

[theoldmoralsalvatore]

SEND ME A ❀ IF YOU LIKE MY ROLEPLAYING

[sexonmychopper-deactivated20131]

Mondo took a large gulp of the beer, sighing heavily afterwards. “Eh? Oh, I’m Oowada Mondo. You never told me your either, so why the fuck would you expect me to tell you it first?”

[swhlbartender-blog]

I don't know. Maybe because I'm the one who's serving you your goddamn drinks. Just seems polite.

I'm Yasuke Matsuda. Its a pleasure to meet you. 

[swhlbartender-blog]

Excuse me, but I'm 20 years old. I don't really drnk though, so I guess the point is moot.

....You're. 20 years old?

...Holy shit. You look like you're twelve....

I guess that could score you a lot of clients here....

[swhlbartender-blog]

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...What the fuck is that? Is that a fucking...goatee ring? ...Those exist? 

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No matter how many times I tell her to fuck off, she keeps coming right on back. 

...Its endearing. 

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....Holy shit.

His arms are bigger than my fucking head. Gonna stay off this guys case.