Incorrect Muppet Quotes @incorrect-muppet-quotes - Tumblr Blog

rizzo: okay, who's the hottest person you can think of? gonzo,sniffling:...camilla rizzo: okay. gonzo. camilla isn't here right now. you can be honest with me. gonzo: camila is a ten. rizzo: she's a six at best! gonzo: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

#the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #rizzo the rat #the great gonzo #camilla the chicken #source: future man

Constantine: I’ve come to kill you and your wife!

Kermit: Who?

Constantine: Her!

Kermit, looking at Miss Piggy: She’s not my wife.

Constantine: Why not?

#the muppets #the muppets abc #kermit the frog #the muppets show #the muppet show #miss piggy #constantine #the muppets most wanted #source: unknown

pinkasketch

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Happy Birthday Kermit :D

I LOVE U

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GREEN BOI #not quotes #mod janice

Kermit: Constantine, if you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family, then you should have killed me when you got the chance!

#he’s part of the gang whether he likes it or not !#the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #kermit the frog #the muppet show #muppets constantine #constantine #the muppets most wanted #source: tumblr

Kermit: I love the kind of woman who can kick my ass.

#the muppets #the muppets abc #kermit the frog #the muppets show #the muppet show #source: cowboy bebop #swearing #swearing cw #tw swearing

Piggy: comes out in a new outfit Guys, is this dress “me”?

Sam: It’s too tight, it’s too short, and it shows too much cleavage for a woman your age!

Deadly: Yes Piggy, it’s you.

#submission #source: golden girls #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #miss piggy #uncle deadly #sam the eagle #sam eagle

I know this might sound dumb, but would you ever consider making an aesthetic-board for the Swedish Chef?

not dumb at all ! and u know what,,i’ll take this as a challenge

- mod janice

#it’s worth a try !#mod janice #not quotes

Johnny and Sal: (relaxing in a hot tub)

Some Karen: (gesturing to the hot tub sign) Ugh, the sign says to limit your soak time to fifteen minutes!

Sal: (pointing to another sign) That sign says “No running”, but you’re runnin’ your mouth!

#submission #source: bob's burgers #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #sal minella #johnny fiama

Deadly: (to Pew) You are a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Janice: Like, let’s frame our statements with “When you do this, it makes me feel…”

Deadly: Alright, let’s see: When you live here, it makes me feel angry…because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

#submission #source: sonic boom #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #janice muppets #uncle deadly #blind pew

Rizzo: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Yolanda: Well maybe you should have principles.

Rizzo: You're right, maybe I should.

#submission #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #rizzo the rat #yolanda rat #source: unknown

MANGOBALL

- mod janice

#not quotes #mod janice #everyday i say ‘fuck u girl i hope ur day gets worse actually’

The Electric Mayhem in an Escape Room

Janice: Oh my Henson, there’s a rat in here!

Floyd: You think Bruno’s in here?

Teeth: We don’t talk about Bruno

Zoot: Okay guys, real talk: I have not seen Encantato

The band: ENCANTO.

#submission #source: tiktok #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #the electric mayhem #dr teeth and the electric mayhem #muppets mayhem #zoot muppets #zoot muppet #lips muppet #lips #janice #janice muppets #dr teeth #sargeant floyd pepper

Waldorf: It's just a little bit of "hows your father". We may seem like a couple barmy ol' gits now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, we had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of daring do.

Kermit: ... Translate.

Statler: When we were younger we did a bunch of stuff.

#submission #source: phineas and ferb #the muppets #the muppets abc #kermit the frog #the muppets show #the muppet show #statler and waldorf

Constantine: There is a distinct lack of cowering in my doom arena.

Constantine: That is antithetical to the purpose OF A DOOM ARENA!

#submission #source: wander over yonder #the muppets #the muppets abc #the muppets show #the muppet show #muppets constantine #constantine

Kermit: You're the most jealous woman I know.

Miss Piggy: You know other women??