General Harry J Potter headcanons ⚡️
Once hissed at a garden snake out of habit. The neighbors saw.
Doesn't use bookmarks-just uses whatever's closest. One time it was a piece of toast.
Eats toast like it personally offended him. Ron once asked if he was okay and Harry just said,"I'm fighting for my life."
Keeps a tiny pile of spare glasses because he keeps sitting on them. Hermione tried a spell to fix that once; it just made the glasses multiply. There's a drawer now.
Still forgets to take off the invisibility cloak sometimes and just... stands there. People are terrified.
Writes charms notes on the backs of old
Hogwarts essays. Ron once found "Lumos> Nox, beg Hermione for charms notes, and Horcrux theory - destroy with basilisk fang???"
Talks to inanimate objects a lot. He once told the kettle, "You and me both, mate," when it started steaming.
His Patronus sometimes flickers when he's grumpy - like it's sighing.
Calls McGonagall "Boss" behind her back. She knows. She doesn't stop him.
Has a note taped to his desk that says "DO NOT TIME TRAVEL AGAIN." (Hermione wrote it.)
