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sup ven here

im remaking my blog, and it’ll be at hexfires (.tumblr.com) so if you could follow me there that’d be great

someone: what movie do you want to go see? / where do you want to eat? / what do you want to do?

me, sweating: ah...ahahaha... i don't know... d-do YOU have a preference... i'm... i'm good with anything... ahahahahahahaha help me

d0gbl0g

insufficientdata

We dont deserve dogs

camibami-old

ososan text post meme part 1

part 2 / part 3 / part 4

moddieblogs

@grandparicksanchez Have you seen this yet?

punkalien

god fucking dammit.

#personal #death ment

im really sad rn...

vaporize-employers

A paper titled “Get me off your f*cking mailing list” has been accepted by the International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology. But, as Joseph Stromberg reports for Vox , there’s more going on here than just a hilariously missing-in-action...

so i clicked the link to that last article i reblogged and found this and oh my god

this person is 1000% done

afloweroutofstone

“Despite how fancy the journal sounds, the International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology is actually an open-access publication that spams thousands of scientists every day with the offer of publishing their work - for a price, of course. Back in 2005, US computer scientists David Mazières and Eddie Kohler created this 10-page paper as a joke response they could send to annoying and unwanted conference invitations… The PDF went pretty viral in academic circles, and then recently an Australian scientist named Peter Vamplew sent it off to the pain-in-the-ass International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology in the hope that the editors would open it, read it and take him off their f*cking list. Instead, Scholarly Open Access reports that they took it as a real submission and said they’d publish it for $150. Apparently the journal even sent the paper to an anonymous reviewer who said it was ‘excellent’.”