Bad swimmer puns
Swimmer: don't you think the set is a little selfish?
Me: ?
Swimmer: there's a lot of IM
Swimmer: get it? IM - I am
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Bad swimmer puns
Swimmer: don't you think the set is a little selfish?
Me: ?
Swimmer: there's a lot of IM
Swimmer: get it? IM - I am
Back to school after a meet...
Friends: where'd you get all those cuts and bruises??
Me: war
Me: um, i meant meet warm-up
Forgetting to count your laps is the swimming equivalent of losing your mom in Costco.
You know you're a swimmer when the phrase "did you win your meet" turns you into a big ball of chlorine-smelling anger
Things that make me love swimming
• That feeling when you shave just before a big meet
Things that aren't weird for swimmers
• Getting your ass grabbed during warm-up
Coach: for this drill put your hands in your butt
Coach: under.. I meant under
Shoutout to that one swimmer on the team who hits everyone when swimming fly
Me: running on a treadmill is so useless, you're not even going anywhere
Me: wait
Me: I swim in circles for many hours every day of my life
When you do badly in a swim meet but so does the rest of your team.
Thank you a thousand times!
That smell
Me: yea so at swimming this morning-
Classmate: you swam this morning???
Me: yup...
Classmate: THAT'S WHY IT SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE!
Early mornings
Person: people who go jogging at 7:30 am are crazy!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Swimmer problem
Not understanding how someone thought early morning practices were a good idea.
Me coming back to swimming after Christmas.
Meeting someone like
Them: race me to that buoy
Me: I'll beat you any day man
Them: I'm a swimmer too
Me: meh you know what let's not