au’s for when both members of your otp are famous
“you’re in a super famous band and everyone on twitter has been tweeting me links of this one interview and i just checked it and almost shit my pants… i’m your celebrity crush?? what??” AU
“you were photographed by paparazzi reading the book i wrote” AU (bonus: “… and i feel like such a fangirl/boy but holy crap i based an entire character off of you this is really bad i wonder if you noticed yikes” AU)
“our record labels scheduled a writing session for the two of us to work together” AU (bonus: “they don’t know we’ve banged and wow this is awkward hi sorry the last time you saw me was me crying during my fourth orgasm screaming ‘i love you’ over and over wow” AU)
“so i’m a really well known director and i’m usually working on movies and stuff but i decided to try my hand at something else so hi, i’m directing your new music video” AU
“i’m a pretty well known youtuber and i’m interviewing people on the red carpet at [whatever awards show] and oh my god you’re so hot in person… oh my god did i just say that out loud, into a microphone, to your face, on live television? fuck.” AU
“i have a bad image in the press right now because i did a few things i shouldn’t have done so we have to fake date now because you’re ‘america’s sweetheart’ and i swear i’m trying really hard not to but you’re not making it easy to not fall for you” AU
“fake dating for publicity” AU
“fake dating” in general AU
“i’m part of an up and coming band and you’re a huge singer that’s playing sold out stadiums across the world and i think i might be hallucinating right now but did you just ask my band and i to open for you?” AU
“i’m a famous photographer and you’re a well-known model and we’re working together on this shoot for [clothing brand] also we’re going on an all-expense paid trip to tahiti” AU
“our fans ship us together” AU
“this is our first awards show we’re attending together as a couple and usually these events scare the crap out of me but with you by my side, i don’t think i’ve stopped smiling the whole night” AU (bonus: “the pictures of us on the red carpet are fucking adorable we look so in love oh my god” AU)
“i was coming to surprise you on your movie set but some fans recognized me at the airport and put it on social media and you just surprised me in the luggage claim what the hell i was supposed to surprise you” AU
“you’re visiting me on set today because you’ve been gone for a few weeks on a promo tour and i’m pretty sure you’re jealous of my costar and it’s actually kind of cute” AU
“we’re both singers and we just surprised your fans at your concert when you started playing ‘lucky’ by jason mraz and i popped out from the sidestage to sing it with you” AU
“i’ve been traveling with you a little bit on tour because my work schedule calmed down a little bit and i just got off the phone with my manager and guess what!! i got nominated for [award]!!!” AU
“you wrote a really sappy song about me and all of my costars are laughing at me because i’m crying over it right now” AU
“i was really freaking excited because i just landed a huge role but i just found out that we play lovers in it and wow this really sucks because i’m still in love with you” AU
“so after we broke up i ended up writing an entire album about you and it got nominated for a grammy and oh my god you’re announcing the category and fucking shit– you just announced my name” AU
“literally the only thing i’m ever asked in interviews about anymore is you and it’s getting really annoying because you broke up with me and i still have a bunch of unresolved feelings about that and random people bring it up is not helping me get over you” AU
“we’re both up for the same award and the media is having a field day about our ‘feud’ even though we haven’t spoken in months” AU
