maybe love was the biggest lie of them all;

My name is Sophie, and I'd still like to make you smile. I am a child who forgot how to play; a game where the rules evaporated; a pretense that merged with reality. I am that moment when you forget what you have left, and I am the embodiment of your confusion. I could never be good enough. I am beautiful, even when my thoughts aren't. I am friendly, even when I am backstabbed. I am not a liar but the truth can be rare. I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet. I will never be too old to colour in, but my thoughts will never stay within the lines. I tend to find myself in chains I can't unlock, fighting for things that are already dead. My pride is my worst enemy. I have bad habits that I don't particularly want to break and a heart I'm not going to let anyone take. I'm stubborn and don't you know it, but I honestly do love everyone passionately, even if I don't know them. Including you. NERDFIGHTERIA!

[this--too--shall--pass]

[hermiola]

leighton meester on the set of gossip girl (sept. 14th)

[gleequirks]

[narcssablacks]

I am so confused, I am just imagining the orange line between April and Quinn? Because I see it…it’s there right? What’s up with that?

[addelburgh]

[swingthosehips-blog]

I would SERIOUSLY love an Aussie texting buddy.

Anyone?  I'm with optus, but you can be from any network...

Drop a message in my ask with your number :D

[whichweasley]

[magic-of-hogwarts-blog]

UHAUSHASUHASUAHUSHAUSHASUHASUHASUHASUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHUSH

LOL. Lauren Lopez

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[this--too--shall--pass]

[looneylolita]

[vampishly]

looneylolita:

Night doddle ;^; ..

CAN THIS DRESS BE REAL?! I WANT IT!

[thefrogman]

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[swingthosehips-blog]

shipklainedemort:

congotandsjatumblr:

acciopygmypuff:

We are almost at 200,000. 

Come on, we’re going to reach 200,000 before Season 3, right?

Yeah IDT that’s gonna happen

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[swingthosehips-blog]

Darling, I’m lost, Adrift in the dark I’m clutching your words to my vampire heart once more So let in the light, turn me to dust

[creativehypocrisy-blog]

[swingthosehips-blog]

onebigbroomfullofbadwitches:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

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