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[strawbbc]

the concept of ronance being more endgame than byler

[swirly-beetle]

sorry but how did y'all watch a scene with two characters saying "actually everything about you pisses me off and I do not want to marry you" and not think it was a break up scene.

yeah it was weird and Vol 2 was poorly written as a whole but like i feel it was clear the relationship was over (its been a long time coming), it was intimate because they are two trauma bonded people who care about each deeply having a real conversation for the first time in months (years) about how they are not a good pair as a couple, ALSO they literally thought they were about to die.

(dusting off this tumblr account cuz i have things to say)

[emilyprentissmylove]

penemily is so special to me i need more people to talk about them

[ilikepipecleanerswitheyes]

what if you started a new JOB after faking your identity to catch a TERRORIST and SERIAL KILLER. then at your new JOB as a federal AGENT, your random BISEXUAL and MOODY co-worker who you've barely gotten to know decides he HATES you when you're already struggling to fit in. but little do you know he's on hard DRUGS and moody af and has decided you SUCK.

but little do you KNOW that little BITCH is going to become one of your BESTIES and you will quite literally commit CRIMES for one another.

[gingerbread-in-july]

Sometimes I think of the fact that Penelope had chemistry with pretty much every goddamn body and the only love interest they ever gave her was bitch ass Kevin.

I get not wanting to have the team members date each other, but they still could have come up with better than bitch ass Kevin.

Also, I do not *for one second* believe that any woman at an event with Dr. Spencer fine ass Reid would still be moping about crusty ass, bitch ass Kevin. "Someone I could never be sexually attracted to"- girl, what happened to you in life to have your picker be that broken? I felt really bad for Spence there, but that's not the point.

Penelope deserved better. I haven't watched Evolution but I've read that those shitfucks didn't even give us Garvez after teasing it on the og finale.

Do better for our girl, bitch.

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

[facethemusic505]

Bi4Bi Pipravi is canon don't argue with me.

[swirly-beetle]

this is what ive been saying

[imamirrorballlll]

Agggtm trilogy had more romance than actual romance books and I'm NOT complaining.

[swirly-beetle]

im not sure if humans are made of the remnants of stars in the good omens universe but i know crowley loves humans for many reasons and no one can prove thats not one of them

[swirly-beetle]

crowley you would love ethel cain's music

[swirly-beetle]

of fucking course crowley would love a show about how the system of heaven and hell is corrupt and both sides are contributing to it and people and things arent inherently good or bad they just are

thats his whole thing

[swirly-beetle]

i very much think that muriel would be very sensory seeking

they have been cooped up in cold quiet boring and lonely heaven for who knows how long and are now experiencing earth and i think theyd have a similar reaction to everything that aziraphale had to eating food for the first time

that feeling of actual joy in realizing what your senses were made for after being denied that pleasure

i think theyd love loud music, driving fast in the bentley, vivid colors (its so stark white up there) consuming all the media they can and talking to people similar to how aziraphale loves food, dancing, books, plays and music

the pursuit of pleasure is so looked down upon in heaven (allegory for the thoughts of the church as obviously the whole show/book is) ive been thinking about this sense being reminded that angels dont dance but demons do, dancing is a display of pure hedonism and joy so of course heaven doesn't like it because its self indulgent and any sort of that takes away from the control they have on their angels

which also opens up another conversation about how heaven and hell use vastly different tactics to achieve the same goal: control

hell uses violence because its the easiest and they dont have to pretend they are not after control whereas heaven is more subtle about how they control the angels they take away any bit of self indulgence that angels could have (not that hell doesnt do this too but their control strategy isnt built on it) its the whole idea of positve vs negative punishment but thats kinda going off track

anyways i hope we get to see muriel start to passionately love what makes humans feel alive in season three

[swirly-beetle]

listen aziraphale living in a cozy cluttered bookshop completely different from the cold empty expanse of heaven and crowley living in a sleek minimalist apartment with lots of plants completely different from crowded rotten hell just gets me every time

[swirly-beetle]

im crying at the good omens 2 ending not because they are mad at eachother and separated (well i am)

but because i can understand what a horrific stab in the heart sense of betrayal crowley feels at the person he loves most asking him to return to the place and the people who abused him

i could never go back

but i understand that if i got the opportunity to fix the places that hurt my loved ones i would. if i could fix the world id want to take them with me to make the universe worthy of them and thats all aziraphale wants

to make heaven worthy of crowley

but like crowley i understand that true divinity only exists in the stars, the earth and the eyes of your lover and never the church

this fucking hurts neil come on man

[swirly-beetle]

i believe that robin buckley regularly sobs to "goodbye yellow brick road " by elton john

i wont be explaining because i have no explanation i just feel it in my soul

[agathaharkness-simp]

people who hate nancy wheeler dni this account is a nancy wheeler stan account just as much as it is a agatha harkness stan account and i will be blocking any nancy wheeler haters </3

[fangirlmillz]

the best thing the duffers ever did was consistently give nancy wheeler a gun each season im not even kidding