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my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
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I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria
It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:
Does your partner ever….
> Embarrass you with put-downs? > Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go? > Look at you or act in ways that scare you? > Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you? > Stop you from seeing your friends or family members? > Control the money in the relationship? > Make all of the decisions? > Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children? > Prevent you from working or attending school? > Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault? > Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets? > Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons? > Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges? > Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?
THE JESKAI HAVE MECHS, WHAT??
told you
transformers confirmed
Transmorphers contructs as 2/2s
fingers crossed for contraptions.
Too gruul for school.
How many planeswalkers are in Khans of Tarkir?
Two, Sarkhan and Sorin.
i may have read this as sarkhan and son and freaked out
WHAT IF SARKHAN TIME TRAVELS AND BIRTHS SORIN??
there are several issues with that, one of those being it’s weird
Face it, I’m hilarious..
my deck is ready!
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Tom Ross is my spirit animal.
When's Return to Tarkir?
Let’s see how Tarkir does first.
A thank-you to a very nice fella at GP Portland. Taking a look through my commander deck out of curiosity, he shook his head at the proxies I was using. ”This won’t do at all.” He then replaced almost all of them with mint cards out of his trade binder. Several of them foil. So I snuck a little time out to make this for him. Thanks again!
Time travel is likely!
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
and then
….Miss USA.
we had to be a fucking transformer
is this real life
reblogging this again just to add
canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me
but did you guys see this:
DAMN MÉXICO
apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.
You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?
I think we found the question.
Quick story
Sorin and Ugin sealed away the Eldrazi on Zendikar
Bolas kills Ugin on Tarkir
Sarkhan worships Bolas, goes insane hearing Ugin in his head
Sarkhan leaves for Tarkir, attempting to find Ugin.
Instead finds Ugin’s remains
Sorin is sad Ugin is dead because that means it’s likely Zendikar is boned.
Fate Reforged is the second set of the Khans block
i mean. ugin. sorin. chandra and nissa in the core set. there is no way return to zendikar is not gonna be one of the next sets
i canT WAIT FOR THEM TO BE LIKE “SURPRISE!! RETURN TO ZENDIKAR” AND THEN WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING FOR MONTHs
wut if tarkir IS ZENDIKAR!!!
Take this one with a grain of salt since I couldn’t find a source, but as a card it seems legit enough.
Looks like Khans might be shaping up to be Zendikar 2: Everyone is Concerned.
