dennis “svenskeren” johnsen. dog dad, danish import, evil genius, trashy league of legends player. gym rat. low key rap god. proud owner of a dumptruck ass as voted by the community. no thoughts, head empty. i’m a firm believer that the story so far didn’t have to go that fucking hard with nerve.
i spend my time playing shit video games, butchering the english language, and bugging the hell out of my beloved boyfriend @forstelys.
for a good time, call @ swoleskeren1















